A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said i cant treat you, the boy asked why, and the doctor said because im a family doctor.
Why did Muhammad Ali go down because he couldn't stand the cancer
Did you know that there is a new drug on the market for lesbians who are suffering from depression? Its called Trycoxagain.
A midget had a disease and the cure was on the highest shelf
I wish the doctor would prescribe me some medicine that's actually useful like cyanide
What the difference between me and cancer
My mom did beat cancer
What creature takes the most medicine?
Caterpillar
in the hospital i saw a girl with cancer trying to sleep the icu was going beep beep beep i think thats why she cant sleep so I turned it of shes asleep forever now nighty night
Man with cancer: How much time do I have left? Doctor: Ten. Man: Weeks? Months? Days? Doctor Nine, eight, seven...
my stepdad has stage 4 cancer and is going through chemo therapy... atleast he saves money on shampoo and conditioner.
Man Cancer is so easy to beat, I'm already on stage 4
The cancer patient asked the doctor how many more months he had to live - the doctor replied tu-more
Q: Why did the fly go to the hospital
A: For the doctor to make it get "butter" (e)
What did the blind deaf orphan child get for Christmas?
cancer
I suggested to my girlfriend that she would look sexier with her hair back Apparently that’s insensitive to someone during chemo
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bath tub? -Throw in some laundry...
what meds do snakes with ADHD take? Adder-all
Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics , It should be a piece of cake !
A few years ago I had a brush with cancer...
All of the bristles fell out!
POV you accidentally get H in your IV drip
