Treatment Jokes

Mother: How is my little cookie 🍪 doing?

Doctor 👩‍⚕️: Your cookie 🍪 is feeling crummy right now.

Mother: Really?

Doctor 👩‍⚕️: But don’t worry. Things are about to get batter.

Mother: 😁♥️🍪

dark humor never gets old, just like children with cancer

I have cancer the doctor said I have 3 days to live but I was like fuck it and killed him the jury said I have life in prison I shouted yes he said thank you you saved my life

What do you do when you get rid of prostate cancer?

Cell-ablate!

you know I want an ADHD cure. when?

Squirrel

How do you tell a child they have cancer?

With a smile on your face.

I'm sorry your dad beat you instead of cancer

Q: Why are medication pills white?

A: Because they work

What do you do when you finish a magazine in the hospital? Reload and keep firing.

a few men have curved penises but they can fix that problem by straightening it out

Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says: 'Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up.' Man bursts into tears, says 'But doctor... I am Pagliacci.'

Why did Muhammad Ali go down because he couldn't stand the cancer

A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said i cant treat you, the boy asked why, and the doctor said because im a family doctor.

Did you know that there is a new drug on the market for lesbians who are suffering from depression? Its called Trycoxagain.

A midget had a disease and the cure was on the highest shelf

I wish the doctor would prescribe me some medicine that's actually useful like cyanide

What the difference between me and cancer

My mom did beat cancer

What creature takes the most medicine?

Caterpillar

in the hospital i saw a girl with cancer trying to sleep the icu was going beep beep beep i think thats why she cant sleep so I turned it of shes asleep forever now nighty night