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Hospital

Every time I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep.

There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things, so I unplug them.

Epileptic

How do you throw a surprise party at the hospital?

Throw a strobe light in the epileptic ward.

Cancer

Disney just released a new film about a poor kid with cancer. It’s called Finding Chemo.

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    • Memes

    Treatment memes

    Cancer

    Doctor: I'm sorry, but your surgery will cost a lot of money.

    Buuuuut what's this behind your ear?

    Oh, it's still cancer.

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    • Cancer

    1: I wish my cancer could kill me quicker so I don't have to do this class anymore.

    2: I'm dying, finally.

    3: I'm sorry, I can't go to your party because I'm expected to be dead by then.

    On a serious note, I might actually have cancer and I'm getting checks. I hope for the best :/

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    • Cancer

    Kid with Cancer: "When I get older, I want to be a movie star or a singer."

    Nurse: *Laughs*

    Kid: "Why are you laughing?"

    Nurse: "When I get OLDER."

    Proceeds to laugh.

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    • Wordplay

    A man books a session to see a therapist, as he claims he has a strong fear of the 15th, 9th and 3rd letters of the alphabet. So once the therapist, let's call him Frank, has jotted that down on his notebook, he says, "Oh, I see."

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    • Cookie

    Mother: How is my little cookie doing?

    Doctor: Your cookie is feeling crummy right now.

    Mother: Really?

    Doctor: But don’t worry. Things are about to get batter.

    Mother: 😁♥️🍪

    Cancer

    "I have cancer," the doctor said. "I have 3 days to live," but I was like "fuck it" and killed him. The jury said, "I have life in prison." I shouted, "Yes!" He said, "Thank you, you saved my life!"

    Cheese

    Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.