You here about the roman numeral hospital
All they have is IVs!
Did you hear about the new pixar movie, it's about cancer patients. It's called finding Kemo
What’s the most common name for cancer patients
Luke (lukemia)
kid with hallucinations and cancer on jeopardy game show
what's behind curtain #1... YOU HAVE WON..... CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You know whats the worst about having a daughter with cancer? You can't pull her hair when you hit it from the back
Q: What's an animation similar to finding nemo but the fish has cancer? A: Finding kemo
What did the cancer patient get for Valentine's day? Candy wigs.
Guy #1 is being picked up by Guy #2 from the hospital. Guy #1: Oh man, I just got my prostate checked. It's not looking good. Guy #2: Why, what is it? Guy #1: Turns out, I have Prostate Cancer. Guy #2: Oh man that sucks... Guy #1: Yeah, it's a real pain in the ass!
lol I switched out my friends leukemia medication for mercury (Like and comment if you get it)
me and my suicidal friend are close, so i took him to the mall to treat him. we bought snacks, a new controller for his xbox and a led lights for him room to hopefully brighten his mood. after we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.
My hemorrhoids are so bad, I’ve had toilet bowls that looked like abortions.
Doctor : I can't treat you ORPHAN: WHy! Doctor :I'm a family Doctor
whats bald and cant grow no hair
A kid with cancer
I love it when cancer hits like a ton of bricks, the best part is when it kills people
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
a treatment joke
What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with mysphonia? One makes the annoying noises while the other hates the annoying noises
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B. Light it up blue 🔵
Why is there no medication in Africa? Because doctors advised you don't take it on an empty stomach.
Cancer
