me explaining the school nurse that ice cant cure everything nurse: hOW DaRe yOu OpPosE mE mORtAl
Once upon a time, Bob was in his hospital bed, receiving medical treatment not that far after finding out he had cancer. One day, his friend Jeremy decided to visit him. Jeremy told his best buddy this very inspiring sentence: "Sometimes in life, you and your heart will climb tall peaking mountains, and low flat valleys, and all after that we'll be happy forever in heaven, eventually."
little did Bob know that Jeremy was talking about his heart monitor
imagine this senario: a doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses in the world like this: "you have depression, diarrhea, cancer,... etc" and then the last one on the list is that he is deaf.
What do people with cancer always want to watch
•finding Chemo
Meat stands for M-monitoring. E-evaluating. A-assessing/addressing. T-treatment. So when your shoving meat up peoples asses then your monitoring them, evaluating them, assessing them, and treating them
What do doctors say to patients who blow wind backwards? DON'T PUT THE FART BEFORE THE FORCE!!
An old woman goes to the doctor complaining of extremely smelly gas. "I don't understand it, Doc", she said, "I have this terrible, terrible gas". "Thankfully", she added, "they are at least silent when I fart". Doctor hands her a bottle of pills, tells her take them all and then come back to see him. The old woman returned a short time later extremely mad. "I took those pills like you said and not only is my gas smelly, but now when I fart they are obnoxiously loud!", she yelled. The doctor said, "well, now that we've solved your hearing problem, let's see what we can do about that gas".
Did you hear about the new pixar movie, it's about cancer patients. It's called finding Kemo
You here about the roman numeral hospital
All they have is IVs!
What’s the most common name for cancer patients
Luke (lukemia)
kid with hallucinations and cancer on jeopardy game show
what's behind curtain #1... YOU HAVE WON..... CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A man has a terminal illness and isn't sure how long he has left to live, so he talks to his doctor. The man asks "How long am I going to live?" The doctor says "Depends, what time is it?" The doctor then looks at his watch and says"10" The man asks "Ten what?" Then the doctor keeps going"6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1"
Q: What's an animation similar to finding nemo but the fish has cancer? A: Finding kemo
You know whats the worst about having a daughter with cancer? You can't pull her hair when you hit it from the back
What did the cancer patient get for Valentine's day? Candy wigs.
Guy #1 is being picked up by Guy #2 from the hospital. Guy #1: Oh man, I just got my prostate checked. It's not looking good. Guy #2: Why, what is it? Guy #1: Turns out, I have Prostate Cancer. Guy #2: Oh man that sucks... Guy #1: Yeah, it's a real pain in the ass!
lol I switched out my friends leukemia medication for mercury (Like and comment if you get it)
My hemorrhoids are so bad, I’ve had toilet bowls that looked like abortions.
Doctor : I can't treat you ORPHAN: WHy! Doctor :I'm a family Doctor
me and my suicidal friend are close, so i took him to the mall to treat him. we bought snacks, a new controller for his xbox and a led lights for him room to hopefully brighten his mood. after we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.
