my stepdad has stage 4 cancer and is going through chemo therapy... atleast he saves money on shampoo and conditioner.
Man Cancer is so easy to beat, I'm already on stage 4
The cancer patient asked the doctor how many more months he had to live - the doctor replied tu-more
Q: Why did the fly go to the hospital
A: For the doctor to make it get "butter" (e)
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A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant. After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing nappies/diapers”.
She replies: “Oh my god am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?”
To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”
What did the blind deaf orphan child get for Christmas?
cancer
POV you accidentally get H in your IV drip
A few years ago I had a brush with cancer...
All of the bristles fell out!
Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics , It should be a piece of cake !
I suggested to my girlfriend that she would look sexier with her hair back Apparently that’s insensitive to someone during chemo
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bath tub? -Throw in some laundry...
what meds do snakes with ADHD take? Adder-all
me explaining the school nurse that ice cant cure everything nurse: hOW DaRe yOu OpPosE mE mORtAl
A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, “You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.” “Now settle down,” the doctor calmly told him. “You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.”
What do people with cancer always want to watch
•finding Chemo
imagine this senario: a doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses in the world like this: "you have depression, diarrhea, cancer,... etc" and then the last one on the list is that he is deaf.
Meat stands for M-monitoring. E-evaluating. A-assessing/addressing. T-treatment. So when your shoving meat up peoples asses then your monitoring them, evaluating them, assessing them, and treating them
What do doctors say to patients who blow wind backwards? DON'T PUT THE FART BEFORE THE FORCE!!
What do we want?!
A CURE FOR TOURETTES!!
When do we want it?!
CUNT!!!
