My doctor asked my brother if anyone in the family suffers from mental illness.
He replied: "No, we all seem to rather enjoy it."
Why is there no medication in Africa? Because doctors advised you don't take it on an empty stomach.
What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with mysphonia? One makes the annoying noises while the other hates the annoying noises
A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression. It’s called Trycoxagain.
What do we want?!
A CURE FOR TOURETTES!!
When do we want it?!
CUNT!!!
A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, “You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.” “Now settle down,” the doctor calmly told him. “You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.”
How do you throw a surprise party at the hospital? Throw a strob light in the epileptic ward
Whenever I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep. There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things and it can be quite annoying, making it hard for the patient to sleep, so I unplug them.
Every time I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep. There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things, so I unplug them
Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says: 'Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up.' Man bursts into tears, says 'But doctor... I am Pagliacci.'
I suggested to my girlfriend that she would look sexier with her hair back Apparently that’s insensitive to someone during chemo
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bath tub? -Throw in some laundry...
What do you do when you finish a magazine in the hospital? Reload and keep firing.
in the hospital i saw a girl with cancer trying to sleep the icu was going beep beep beep i think thats why she cant sleep so I turned it of shes asleep forever now nighty night
How do you cure a ginger? Chemotherapy
Q: Why are medication pills white?
A: Because they work
what meds do snakes with ADHD take? Adder-all
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
imagine this senario: a doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses in the world like this: "you have depression, diarrhea, cancer,... etc" and then the last one on the list is that he is deaf.
A midget had a disease and the cure was on the highest shelf
