Treatment jokes
You hear about the Roman numeral hospital?
All they have is IVs!
Someone walked into a cancer ward and asked for a skin fade.
What’s the most common name for cancer patients?
Luke (leukemia)
How do you get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
Lol, I switched out my friend's leukemia medication for mercury.
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You know what's the worst about having a daughter with cancer?
You can't pull her hair when you hit it from the back.
Q: What's an animation similar to Finding Nemo, but the fish has cancer? A: Finding Kemo.
A kid with hallucinations and cancer is on a Jeopardy game show.
"What's behind curtain #1... YOU HAVE WON..... CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
What did the cancer patient get for Valentine's Day? Candy wigs.
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue 🔵
Guy #1 is being picked up by Guy #2 from the hospital.
Guy #1: Oh man, I just got my prostate checked. It's not looking good.
Guy #2: Why, what is it?
Guy #1: Turns out, I have prostate cancer.
Guy #2: Oh man that sucks...
Guy #1: Yeah, it's a real pain in the ass!
Doctor: I can't treat you.
Orphan: Why!
Doctor: I'm a family doctor.
Me and my suicidal friend are close, so I took him to the mall to treat him.
We bought snacks, a new controller for his Xbox, and LED lights for his room to hopefully brighten his mood. After we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.
What's bald and can't grow no hair?
A kid with cancer.
I love it when cancer hits like a ton of bricks. The best part is when it kills people.
What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with misophonia?
One makes the annoying noises, while the other hates the annoying noises.
What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer?
There's no stage 5.
A treatment joke.
Doctor: You have cancer.
Patient: Will I survive?
Doctor: Probably not.
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!