Treatment

Treatment jokes

Name

What’s the most common name for cancer patients?

Luke (leukemia)

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  • Cancer

    You know what's the worst about having a daughter with cancer?

    You can't pull her hair when you hit it from the back.

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  • Fish

    Q: What's an animation similar to Finding Nemo, but the fish has cancer? A: Finding Kemo.

    Cancer

    A kid with hallucinations and cancer is on a Jeopardy game show.

    "What's behind curtain #1... YOU HAVE WON..... CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

    Autism

    Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.

    Light it up blue 🔵

    Cancer

    Guy #1 is being picked up by Guy #2 from the hospital.

    Guy #1: Oh man, I just got my prostate checked. It's not looking good.

    Guy #2: Why, what is it?

    Guy #1: Turns out, I have prostate cancer.

    Guy #2: Oh man that sucks...

    Guy #1: Yeah, it's a real pain in the ass!

    Friend

    Lol, I switched out my friend's leukemia medication for mercury.

    Like and comment if you get it!

    Friend

    Me and my suicidal friend are close, so I took him to the mall to treat him.

    We bought snacks, a new controller for his Xbox, and LED lights for his room to hopefully brighten his mood. After we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.

    Cancer

    I love it when cancer hits like a ton of bricks. The best part is when it kills people.

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  • Dog

    What do you give a dog with a fever?

    Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!

    Difference

    What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with misophonia?

    One makes the annoying noises, while the other hates the annoying noises.