Treatment jokes
You hear about the Roman numeral hospital?
All they have is IVs!
Someone walked into a cancer ward and asked for a skin fade.
What’s the most common name for cancer patients?
Luke (leukemia)
How do you get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
You know what's the worst about having a daughter with cancer?
You can't pull her hair when you hit it from the back.
Q: What's an animation similar to Finding Nemo, but the fish has cancer? A: Finding Kemo.
A kid with hallucinations and cancer is on a Jeopardy game show.
"What's behind curtain #1... YOU HAVE WON..... CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
What did the cancer patient get for Valentine's Day? Candy wigs.
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue 🔵
Guy #1 is being picked up by Guy #2 from the hospital.
Guy #1: Oh man, I just got my prostate checked. It's not looking good.
Guy #2: Why, what is it?
Guy #1: Turns out, I have prostate cancer.
Guy #2: Oh man that sucks...
Guy #1: Yeah, it's a real pain in the ass!
Lol, I switched out my friend's leukemia medication for mercury.
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Me and my suicidal friend are close, so I took him to the mall to treat him.
We bought snacks, a new controller for his Xbox, and LED lights for his room to hopefully brighten his mood. After we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.
Doctor: I can't treat you.
Orphan: Why!
Doctor: I'm a family doctor.
What's bald and can't grow no hair?
A kid with cancer.
I love it when cancer hits like a ton of bricks. The best part is when it kills people.
Doctor: You have cancer.
Patient: Will I survive?
Doctor: Probably not.
What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer?
There's no stage 5.
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
What do you give a sick bird?
Tweet-ment!
A treatment joke.