You know what's the worst about having a daughter with cancer?
You can't pull her hair when you hit it from the back.
Q: What's an animation similar to Finding Nemo, but the fish has cancer? A: Finding Kemo.
What did the cancer patient get for Valentine's Day? Candy wigs.
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue 🔵
Guy #1 is being picked up by Guy #2 from the hospital.
Guy #1: Oh man, I just got my prostate checked. It's not looking good.
Guy #2: Why, what is it?
Guy #1: Turns out, I have prostate cancer.
Guy #2: Oh man that sucks...
Guy #1: Yeah, it's a real pain in the ass!
Lol, I switched out my friend's leukemia medication for mercury.
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Doctor : I can't treat you ORPHAN: WHy! Doctor :I'm a family Doctor
Me and my suicidal friend are close, so I took him to the mall to treat him.
We bought snacks, a new controller for his Xbox, and LED lights for his room to hopefully brighten his mood. After we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.
What's bald and can't grow no hair?
A kid with cancer.
I love it when cancer hits like a ton of bricks, the best part is when it kills people
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
a treatment joke
What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with misophonia?
One makes the annoying noises, while the other hates the annoying noises.
Why is there no medication in Africa?
Because doctors advised, "You don't take it on an empty stomach."
Question: What’s bald and is in a straight line?
Answer: The cancer ward. 😵😂😂
Cancer
Cancer jokes really grow on you--unlike the patients' hair.
Q: How many more chemo treatments did the cancer patient need?
A: Tumor.
If your butt hurts real bad, put some vapor rub and booty cream on it so it can heal back to normal.
I like my vegetables like I like my women: forgotten at the bottom of my freezer.
