My doctor prescribed a new drug to treat my depression. It’s called Enditol.
Lemme treat you like I treat my homework slam you on my desk and do you all night.
dont treat her like a gold pump when shes treating you like a grey pistol, put down a launch pad and rotate 💯
IN memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the jackson Chocolte ice cream, it is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizled on 4 year old tiny nuts.
Treat me like a joke and I will leave you like it's funny
Women treat me like a god They ignore me till they need something
My wife told me to treat her like a princess so i got drunk and drove through the tunnel
You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone...with sprinkles.”
hey thats the thing my grandpa has, they say that to treat it i should call him a bitch!
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen
and then you remember you’re french
Little Johnny walked into an ice cream shop and asked: Do you have chocolate filled ice cream? The man replies: We are out of that, sorry, we are almost out of every single flavor, do you want me to get you a vanilla filled one? Johnny replies: Sure. After that the man asks for Johnny's phone and goes to back of the store. 5 minutes later the man comes with a ice cream and Johnny's phone. Johnny asks: How much for the ice cream? The man replies: Nothing, its on the house. After Johnny ate hes delicious ice cream, he searched for hes watch history. And then Johnny realized the flavor of the ice cream.
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat? *Boo-ho*
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went trick or treating on Halloween 2016, the clowns thought she was their supreme leader.
Doctor : I can't treat you ORPHAN: WHy! Doctor :I'm a family Doctor
How long was the owl 🦉 trick or treating?
Owl night long!
I've recently been treated with Asthma and have been prescribed penicillin. One day I was taking it and a man screaming "SUIII" came into the room and stole it! He thought the penicillin would give him penalties. I couldn't breathe, shame on you Penaldo for ruining my life!
Women be like porn is how we get money then gets angry when boys treat women like shit because they seen it on porn
My wifes always nagging me, you dont let me have any friends, i abuse her and im always coming back late, so i thought i would treat her, i popped up in the attick and introduced her to two women.
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said i cant treat you, the boy asked why, and the doctor said because im a family doctor.
