Travel jokes
I took a plane to go see my hairline.
Are you French? Because I Eiffel for you.
What does the cow say when it's going on holiday? - MOOOOOYORK.
Mr. Smith lived in an apartment. In the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor. Then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. Why did he do that?
Because he was too short! So he pressed the highest button he could and walked to his apartment.
How do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.
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Teacher: We are going to Seville.
Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!
Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.
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I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.
Yo mama is like train tracks; she gets laid all around the country.
Confucius say, man who go through turn table is going to Bangkok.
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
The Florida Keys.
I was born and raised in Newcastle.
My grandfather used to tell me stories about Penaldo, a goblin from Portugal that travels to England when Newcastle is playing. He scores a tapin and then disappears until the next Newcastle game. I still have nightmares that he’s in our stadium.
Yo mama so fat, she crosses every border.
I would like to complain about the new sushi restaurant at Gatwick Airport. Although there were large portions going round on the conveyor, they did taste a bit like luggage.
Me: Opens the window to get some fresh air.
Everyone else on the plane: 😟...😱
My dad is Al-Qaeda, and he even took a plane trip to New York in 2001.
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack! 🤣😂🤣
Why did an Indian cross the road?
To take a shit.
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
Mom: Kid, bring your toys and clothing to the car. We're going to Disney Land.
Kid: Ok.
*Bring kid to the orphanage*.
Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?
A: They get their shit packed the night before.