Travel jokes
A Muslim enters a building...
Along with 500 passengers and an airplane.
At first, I didn't like Big Ben, but then I went there and the experience was un-BELL-ievable!
How do you fit 27 New Zealand tourists in a 15-seater bus?
Simple. All in the ashtray.
Are you French? Because I Eiffel for you.
Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side?
I took a plane to go see my hairline.
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
I don't have a carbon footprint; I just drive everywhere.
How do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.
What does the cow say when it's going on holiday? - MOOOOOYORK.
I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.
Teacher: We are going to Seville.
Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!
Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.
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Mr. Smith lived in an apartment. In the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor. Then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. Why did he do that?
Because he was too short! So he pressed the highest button he could and walked to his apartment.
Have you heard about the smart traveler? He's clearly going places.
What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣
My friend fell on the Nile river and Egypt last week.
He swears by it, but he’s in denial.
Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly?
Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.
*Titanic was sinking.*
Passenger: Hey, captain, how far away are we?
Captain: Two miles.
Passenger: Which way are we going?
Captain: Down.
Wanted to go to the zoo, it was too packed, so I went to KFC instead. Their monkey enclosure is better anyway.
My four conditions:
1. I need coffee.
2. I need vacation.
3. I need food.
4. I need tape, axe, saw, bag, shovel, and an alibi.