Teacher: We are going to Seville.
Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!
Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.
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Mr. Smith lived in an apartment. In the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor. Then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. Why did he do that?
Because he was too short! So he pressed the highest button he could and walked to his apartment.
How do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.
I don't have a carbon footprint; I just drive everywhere.
Today, me and my best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge, and I told him to back up. R.I.P. to him.
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
My four conditions:
1. I need coffee.
2. I need vacation.
3. I need food.
4. I need tape, axe, saw, bag, shovel, and an alibi.
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.
Are you French? Because I Eiffel for you.
I went on a one in a lifetime vacation. Never again!
What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣
Have you heard about the smart traveler? He's clearly going places.
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
The Florida Keys.
Yo mama is like train tracks; she gets laid all around the country.
I would like to complain about the new sushi restaurant at Gatwick Airport. Although there were large portions going round on the conveyor, they did taste a bit like luggage.
I was born and raised in Newcastle.
My grandfather used to tell me stories about Penaldo, a goblin from Portugal that travels to England when Newcastle is playing. He scores a tapin and then disappears until the next Newcastle game. I still have nightmares that he’s in our stadium.
Confucius say, man who go through turn table is going to Bangkok.
Me: Opens the window to get some fresh air.
Everyone else on the plane: 😟...😱
How do you fit 27 New Zealand tourists in a 15-seater bus?
Simple. All in the ashtray.
