What do you call a devil texting you Travelers on the way😈🤣
You mama is like train tracks she gets laid all around the country
You wanna know why I love trains?
They end my suffering.
Mother: Who do you like more, me or your dad?
Liam: I like you both.
Mother: Ok, if I go to america and your dad goes to paris, where will you go?
Liam: I will go to paris.
Mother: That's means you like dad more.
Liam: No, its because i like paris.
Mother: Ok, fine, if I go to paris and your dad goes to america, where will you go?
Liam: I will go to America.
Mother: Why?
Liam: Because I have already gone to paris.
A bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here!”
A time traveler walks into a bar.
what is the fastest country?iran
Give Kobe a plane ticket, he'll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
I'M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!
A orphan went up to nicolas tesla and asked to travel in time he then saw his parents put him in a building saying you now live here!!
What kind of dreams do hotels have?
Suite dreams
What do you call a kid with cancer walking through the airport?
•Terminal
Why did the fish cross the sea?
To get to the other tide! 😂 😂 😂
So one day, I took a trip to Russia, and saw Vladimir Putin walking in the streets without any body guards. Seeing as how I looked just like him, we switched places for a few days. After two days, some officer came up to me and asked if we were going to project блять, and I had said yes, and the officer said god help us. So a day later, I heard on the news that every other continent, and the moon were destroyed. I then approached the officer and said. I thought you meant we were having a giant orgy. He said we did, and that we were extremely drunk.
Chuck Norris doesn't fly on airplanes. Airplanes fly on Chuck Norris.
I decided to visit Saudi Arabia with my girlfriend.
She and I learned they celebrate Pride month by throwing stones.
Where does a crayon go on vacation? To color-ado.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Three friends were stuck in the desert they were struggling and trying to find food when. A they found a magical lamp the rubbed it and out came a genie and genie says "each of you friends get to have one wish" so the first friend said I wish to go home same as the second one the third friend said " I'm lonely I wish my friends were with me"
Give a man a plane ticket and he will fly for a day.
Push a man out of a plane and he will fly for the rest of his life.
when my dad once went to the virgin islands now its just called the islands
daughter:where was i born Dad:Alabama daughter :that is nice mum:We have never been to Alabama Dad:RUN
