Travel jokes
What’s Mexico’s favorite sport?
Cross country.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
What is the difference between a tree and walking home from school?
Should be good night and walk walk home.
I hate airplanes!
I'm in school right now, but I'm on an airplane.
A bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here!”
A time traveler walks into a bar.
What is the difference between a human and a magic house to get to a tree and a house to get to the earth to get home 🏡? Day today I have to get my kids and oooooo.
I did a walk, walk, and I had to a car and a walk home from home I did.
What time is it when you get home and you walk, walk home and walk, walk home?
I did a walk walk and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home.
What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk home and walk walk?
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.
Bus went vrrrrrrrm.
what is the fastest country? iran.
A blonde crashes an airplane.
Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?
Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.
Officer: *face palms self*
Also officer: Here's your sign.
Give Kobe a plane ticket, he'll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
I'M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!
I did a walk through and walk home from school, and I got home.
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
How do you fit 27 New Zealand tourists in a 15-seater bus?
Simple. All in the ashtray.