Travel jokes
What is the difference between a human and a magic house to get to a tree and a house to get to the earth to get home 🏡? Day today I have to get my kids and oooooo.
I did a walk, walk, and I had to a car and a walk home from home I did.
What time is it when you get home and you walk, walk home and walk, walk home?
I did a walk walk and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home.
What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk home and walk walk?
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.
Bus went vrrrrrrrm.
what is the fastest country? iran.
A blonde crashes an airplane.
Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?
Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.
Officer: *face palms self*
Also officer: Here's your sign.
Give Kobe a plane ticket, he'll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
I'M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!
I did a walk through and walk home from school, and I got home.
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
How do you fit 27 New Zealand tourists in a 15-seater bus?
Simple. All in the ashtray.
What kind of dreams do hotels have?
Suite dreams.
I went on a one in a lifetime vacation. Never again!
What has two left legs 🦵 but can’t walk? An airport.
How about that airplane food? I eat it when I'm high.
What do you call a kid with cancer walking through the airport?
•Terminal
Why did the fish cross the sea?
To get to the other tide! 😂 😂 😂
So one day, I took a trip to Russia and saw Vladimir Putin walking in the streets without any bodyguards. Seeing as how I looked just like him, we switched places for a few days.
After two days, some officer came up to me and asked if we were going to project блять, and I said yes, and the officer said, "God help us."
So a day later, I heard on the news that every other continent and the moon were destroyed. I then approached the officer and said, "I thought you meant we were having a giant orgy." He said, "We did, and that we were extremely drunk."