Trauma Jokes

Me being raped is like my birth certificate; it doesn't expire.

I dated a girl, and I didn’t know she was previously in an abusive relationship.

I thought she just REALLY hated high-fives.

All I wanna do is *gunshots* *gunshots* *gunshots* and *click* *cash register noise*, unlearn years of trauma and maintain healthy habits and fulfilling relationships while learning how to have solid boundaries and a whole sense of self.

I would tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I can only think of the punchline.

Q. What's funnier than an AISH worker getting raped?

A. An AISH worker getting gang raped.

Rape: The only crime where you have to tell the victim they couldn't do anything even if they could run or say something, then after, are told rapists stop them doing something about it.

What do you say if you are raped once but feel raped twice?

"I was raped raped."

Why do kids want to become cops? They want to find the guy who touched them.

If I was a raped victim, would silence be the best medicine?

Q. What do rape victims miss?

A. Part of their brain.

Billy moved in with 69 pedophiles when he was 8. Many "tears" came across his cheeks.