Trauma jokes
Why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?
She said a monster attacked her.
"Hippity hoppity, the school shooter spotted me."
*School shooting happens* Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk* American student: "First time?"
Rape is not funny!! What if you were the girl/boy getting raped?
How many beaten children does it take to change a light bulb for a drunken father?
Apparently not enough to impress him.
My Son: "Mummy, why is my name Thomas?"
Me: "Because the night you were conceived, I had a train run on me."
Are you a bullet? Because you go straight through my head.
My sister was at Sixth Street and someone stepped on her toes and she bled, so she called the police! XD
What does the school shooter do after shooting all the kids?
Shoot kids in them ;)
I'm so depressed, I gave my therapist trauma.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven’s been worried about six even since he left Afghanistan. Every time 6 closes his eyes, he sees the war and hears the gunshots. He sees the blood, the killing, the death, and soldiers falling. When he looks at seven, he remembers when they were forced to eat their own flesh to not starve in those caves. He sees the war and the flashbacks will come back forever, burned into his soul and mind.
How are rape and an airplane similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan! What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I was raped everyday for years. I can still smile. I hold the record for the widest asshole.
I got raped when I was 5 in my princess pajamas by my dad. Nobody laughed at these jokes; they just cried.
What's the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing, a rape joke fucks you until it's not funny anymore.
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
Fall
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said, “Let me break it down for you like the Twin Towers.”