Trauma jokes

What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?

A rape victim!

Why did the little girl cry twice?

Because you wiped your bloody shitty cock on her favorite teddy bear.

Rape: The only crime where you have to tell the victim they couldn't do anything even if they could run or say something, then after, are told rapists stop them doing something about it.

So I was asleep and woke up and went to work. My wife left already to her job. I was driving my car and ran over someone. I woke up in my bed, realized it was all a dream.

20 minutes later I got a phone call that my wife got hit by a car.

Q: How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?

A: You give them a Sandy Hook.

"Hippity hoppity, the school shooter spotted me."

Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.

But why does 10 have PTSD?

Cuz it’s between 9/11.

What do you say if you are raped once but feel raped twice?

"I was raped raped."

Rape is not funny!! What if you were the girl/boy getting raped?

Friend: "UR LIT BRO!!"

Me: "That's what my sleeve said to my arm."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven’s been worried about six even since he left Afghanistan. Every time 6 closes his eyes, he sees the war and hears the gunshots. He sees the blood, the killing, the death, and soldiers falling. When he looks at seven, he remembers when they were forced to eat their own flesh to not starve in those caves. He sees the war and the flashbacks will come back forever, burned into his soul and mind.

Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!

I got raped when I was 5 in my princess pajamas by my dad. Nobody laughed at these jokes; they just cried.

Are you a bullet? Because you go straight through my head.

My arms are just a different texture pack compared to my body.

I was raped everyday for years. I can still smile. I hold the record for the widest asshole.

What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?

The 143rd floor.

What's the difference between life and a rape joke?

Life fucks you until you stop breathing, a rape joke fucks you until it's not funny anymore.

What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?

“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”

Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimers? Yeah, neither have they.