Trauma Jokes

What did the rape victim give to her rapist?

Head.

What did the first rape victim say to the second rape victim?

"You are a consequence of rape!"

The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."

My friend, Jackson Huge-T, got raped by Huge-D's.

I'm so depressed, I gave my therapist trauma.

I got raped when I was 5 in my princess pajamas by my dad. Nobody laughed at these jokes; they just cried.

Rape is not funny!! What if you were the girl/boy getting raped?

Why did the African child wake up suddenly? Because he was being sexually abused.

Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!

What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...

One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"

What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?

The 143rd floor.

I still can’t forget that tiny little dead fish in my blue lunchbox.

The kids at Robb Elementary School went in to read books. Instead, they got dozens of magazines.

Me being raped is like my birth certificate; it doesn't expire.

I dated a girl, and I didn’t know she was previously in an abusive relationship.

I thought she just REALLY hated high-fives.

All I wanna do is *gunshots* *gunshots* *gunshots* and *click* *cash register noise*, unlearn years of trauma and maintain healthy habits and fulfilling relationships while learning how to have solid boundaries and a whole sense of self.

Rape: The only crime where you have to tell the victim they couldn't do anything even if they could run or say something, then after, are told rapists stop them doing something about it.