Trauma jokes
Are you a bullet? Because you go straight through my head.
Rape victims suck, literally.
My friend said this to me: "Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen." :(
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
What did the first rape victim say to the second rape victim?
"You are a consequence of rape!"
What did the rape victim give to her rapist?
Head.
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."
I'm so depressed, I gave my therapist trauma.
My friend, Jackson Huge-T, got raped by Huge-D's.
I got raped when I was 5 in my princess pajamas by my dad. Nobody laughed at these jokes; they just cried.
Rape is not funny!! What if you were the girl/boy getting raped?
Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped, the rapist was the one getting PTSD!
Q: How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
A: You give them a Sandy Hook.
When you're asked to tell a crazy story, but the first thing that comes up to your mind is a suicide attempt:
"Oh, I don't remember anything in particular. 😅😀"
Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!
One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
My Son: "Mummy, why is my name Thomas?"
Me: "Because the night you were conceived, I had a train run on me."