Trauma jokes
Rape victim: I want to die.
Man: Hang in there.
Rape victim: That's what I'll do, I'll hang myself.
Are you a bullet? Because you go straight through my head.
My friend said this to me: "Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen." :(
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped, the rapist was the one getting PTSD!
What did the rape victim give to her rapist?
Head.
What did the first rape victim say to the second rape victim?
"You are a consequence of rape!"
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."
I'm so depressed, I gave my therapist trauma.
My friend, Jackson Huge-T, got raped by Huge-D's.
I got raped when I was 5 in my princess pajamas by my dad. Nobody laughed at these jokes; they just cried.
Rape is not funny!! What if you were the girl/boy getting raped?
Q: How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
A: You give them a Sandy Hook.
Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"
Why did the African child wake up suddenly? Because he was being sexually abused.
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
My Son: "Mummy, why is my name Thomas?"
Me: "Because the night you were conceived, I had a train run on me."