Trauma

Trauma jokes

Memory

    • Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!

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    • Girl

    • How do you make an eight-year-old girl cry twice?

    Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear after you’ve raped her.

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    • World Trade Center

    • What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?

    “Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”

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    • Floor

    • What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?

    The 143rd floor.

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    • Trauma memes

    Tattoo

    • Friend: Did your tattoos hurt?

    Me: Nah, not really.

    Friend: What did they feel like?

    Me: 7th grade.

    Friend: 😶😶😨😰😰😰😨

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    • Abuse

    • I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.

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    • Fruit Ninja

    • I told someone some jokes, y'know? "Fruit Ninja," "barcode legs," "French puppet thigh wrings." And she was like saying that's not cool and stuff. So she reported me, and it was like:

    The counselor: "So I've heard you've been making sh jokes?" Me: "You say it like it's a bad thing." Her: "It is." Me: "Chill bro, it ain't that deep. Don't worry I'll end it :)"

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    • Rape victim

    • What excuse can you use if you find out your date is a rape victim and you don't want the baggage?

    Say you've parked your car in a bad spot and are just going to move it, then move your car all the way back to your home address.

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    • Rape

    • What did the first rape victim say to the second rape victim?

    "You are a consequence of rape!"

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