Trauma jokes
Rape victim: I want to die.
Man: Hang in there.
Rape victim: That's what I'll do, I'll hang myself.
Are you a bullet? Because you go straight through my head.
Rape victims suck, literally.
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
My friend said this to me: "Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen." :(
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
What did the first rape victim say to the second rape victim?
"You are a consequence of rape!"
What did the rape victim give to her rapist?
Head.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped, the rapist was the one getting PTSD!
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."
I'm so depressed, I gave my therapist trauma.
My friend, Jackson Huge-T, got raped by Huge-D's.
I got raped when I was 5 in my princess pajamas by my dad. Nobody laughed at these jokes; they just cried.
Rape is not funny!! What if you were the girl/boy getting raped?
When you're asked to tell a crazy story, but the first thing that comes up to your mind is a suicide attempt:
"Oh, I don't remember anything in particular. 😅😀"
Q: How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
A: You give them a Sandy Hook.
What's the difference between my father and acne?
Acne waited for me to be a teenager before coming on my face.
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!