Trauma jokes

Q. What's funnier than an AISH worker getting raped?

A. An AISH worker getting gang raped.

Why did the African child wake up suddenly? Because he was being sexually abused.

I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.

I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.

What's the difference between life and a rape joke?

Life fucks you until you stop breathing, a rape joke fucks you until it's not funny anymore.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped, the rapist was the one getting PTSD!

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I feel like I'm gonna get raped next to you.

I dated a girl, and I didn’t know she was previously in an abusive relationship.

I thought she just REALLY hated high-fives.

Why was 10 traumatized?

Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

Did you hear what happened to Lorainna Bobbit? She was in an accident on the Garden State Parkway. She told the State Police Officer, "That some dick cut her off."

What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?

The 143rd floor.

What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?

Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.

Rape victims suck, literally.

What did the rape victim give to her rapist?

Head.

Rape is a touchy subject.

Friend: Did your tattoos hurt?

Me: Nah, not really.

Friend: What did they feel like?

Me: 7th grade.

Friend: 😶😶😨😰😰😰😨

Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.

But why does 10 have PTSD?

Cuz it’s between 9/11.

I still can’t forget that tiny little dead fish in my blue lunchbox.

Q: How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?

A: You give them a Sandy Hook.

School shooting: Happens.

Foreign Exchange Student: Starts sobbing under desk.

American Student: "First time?"

Friend: "UR LIT BRO!!"

Me: "That's what my sleeve said to my arm."