I took my sister and And cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy who my dad‘s friend has connections with I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized, We got what we wanted.
Friend: "UR LIT BRO!!"
Me: "That's what my sleeve said to my arm."
Why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because it's a battlefield.
i'm so depressed i gave my therapist trauma.
why don't molestation victims speak up about their trauma? because it's a touchy topic.
Q. What do rape victims miss?
A. Part of their brain
I told someone some jokes, y'know? "Fruit Ninja," "barcode legs," "French puppet thigh wrings." And she was like saying that's not cool and stuff. So she reported me, and it was like:
The counselor: "So I've heard you've been making sh jokes?" Me: "You say it like it's a bad thing." Her: "It is." Me: "Chill bro, it ain't that deep. Don't worry I'll end it :)"
911, what’s your emergency? I asked, and listening to the quiet sobs of a litte kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me” the girl said and cried making me freeze on the spot as i recognized my daughter’s voice.
I was raped everyday for years. I can still smile. I hold the record for the widest asshole.
all i wanna do is *gunshots* *gunshots* *gunshots* and *click* *cash register noise* unlearn years of trauma and maintain healthy habits and fulfilling relationships while learning how to have solid boundaries and a whole sense of self
*School shooting happens.*
Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk.*
American student: "First time?"
Foreign exchange student: "Yeah, you?"
American student: "Hahaha. No, not my first time."
I got them red Gucci bracelets.
My arms are just a different texture pack compared to my body.
Why is rape worse than death?
Because dead people get way more attention.
Hey guys. I just wanted to say, while I think some rape jokes can be funny, not one of these are. In fact, I find them pretty horrifying.
I was raped when I was fourteen (about six years ago), and I have made one rape joke in my entire life when, last year, I said "I don't fuck with rapists, I just get fucked by them." I thought it was funny. No one else did, and they were probably right in that.
My point is this: rape jokes CAN be funny when they are used by victims as a way of coping with trauma. They CANNOT be funny when they are made about raping someone else. Even if there is a difference between joking about raping someone and raping someone, it is absolutely disgusting to think such a horrific crime is funny, and I am sure at least some of the posters on this page have already crossed the line into committing rape.
Great material for social scientific research, though, gentlemen. Really well done.
Here is a joke: Rape.
If I was a raped victim , would silence be the best medicine?
My friend said this to me: Were you born on a high way because thats where most accidents happen :(
Why did 10 have trauma? Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11
I’d tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I only remember the punch line.
