Trauma jokes
All I wanna do is *gunshots* *gunshots* *gunshots* and *click* *cash register noise*, unlearn years of trauma and maintain healthy habits and fulfilling relationships while learning how to have solid boundaries and a whole sense of self.
Did you hear what happened to Lorainna Bobbit? She was in an accident on the Garden State Parkway. She told the State Police Officer, "That some dick cut her off."
Hey guys. I just wanted to say, while I think some rape jokes can be funny, not one of these are. In fact, I find them pretty horrifying.
I was raped when I was fourteen (about six years ago), and I have made one rape joke in my entire life when, last year, I said "I don't fuck with rapists, I just get fucked by them." I thought it was funny. No one else did, and they were probably right in that.
My point is this: rape jokes CAN be funny when they are used by victims as a way of coping with trauma. They CANNOT be funny when they are made about raping someone else. Even if there is a difference between joking about raping someone and raping someone, it is absolutely disgusting to think such a horrific crime is funny, and I am sure at least some of the posters on this page have already crossed the line into committing rape.
Great material for social scientific research, though, gentlemen. Really well done.
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped, the rapist was the one getting PTSD!
Why do kids want to become cops? They want to find the guy who touched them.
I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.
I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.
Billy moved in with 69 pedophiles when he was 8. Many "tears" came across his cheeks.
Roses are red... Violets are blue... I feel like I'm gonna get raped next to you.
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
I still can’t forget that tiny little dead fish in my blue lunchbox.
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.
"Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
- JFK
When you're asked to tell a crazy story, but the first thing that comes up to your mind is a suicide attempt:
"Oh, I don't remember anything in particular. 😅😀"
Q. What do rape victims miss?
A. Part of their brain.
What's young, red, and has hot PTSD?
Prince Andrew's victims.
POV there’s a school shooting.
American: First time, European?
European: Yeah, you American?
American: No, not my first time.
Me being raped is like my birth certificate; it doesn't expire.
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
If I was a raped victim, would silence be the best medicine?