like this if you have ever been abused.
Friend: Did your tattoos hurt?
Me: Nah, not really.
Friend: What did they feel like?
Me: 7th grade.
Friend: 😶😶😨😰😰😰😨
What's the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing, a rape joke fucks you until it's not funny anymore.
I got raped by my therapist... now I know where the name comes from!
This isn't a joke, but I'm a survivor and use humor to cope. I find these extremely funny, so please leave the people writing these alone 😭
"Wanna play the rape game?"
"No!!!!"
"That's the spirit!"
That awkward moment you try to relate to Batman by killing your parents.
Why is rape worse than death?
Because dead people get way more attention.
I got them red Gucci bracelets.
I told someone some jokes, y'know? "Fruit Ninja," "barcode legs," "French puppet thigh wrings." And she was like saying that's not cool and stuff. So she reported me, and it was like:
The counselor: "So I've heard you've been making sh jokes?" Me: "You say it like it's a bad thing." Her: "It is." Me: "Chill bro, it ain't that deep. Don't worry I'll end it :)"
Doctor: What makes you feel depressed?
Me: I used to work at the World Trade Center, before the plane hit.
Doctor: A lot of people fell to pieces after that.
When you accidentally wipe a little too hard and your finger goes up your bumhole, triggering flashbacks of when you were 10 and your uncle stayed a few weeks. 😂
What's the best thing about abuse jokes? The punchline.
Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimers? Yeah, neither have they.
Rape is a touchy subject.
I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said, “Let me break it down for you like the Twin Towers.”
How many beaten children does it take to change a light bulb for a drunken father?
Apparently not enough to impress him.
Why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because it's a battlefield.
Friend: "UR LIT BRO!!"
Me: "That's what my sleeve said to my arm."
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan! What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
