Trauma jokes
Why was 10 traumatized?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because it's a battlefield.
What did the woman do when the armed police officer raped her?
Freeze.
When you accidentally wipe a little too hard and your finger goes up your bumhole, triggering flashbacks of when you were 10 and your uncle stayed a few weeks. 馃槀
Here is a joke: Rape.
What did the rape victim give to her rapist?
Head.
Why did the little girl cry twice?
Because you wiped your bloody shitty cock on her favorite teddy bear.
Rape: The only crime where you have to tell the victim they couldn't do anything even if they could run or say something, then after, are told rapists stop them doing something about it.
What did Jenny get for her birthday after a car accident?
An amputation.
What鈥檚 black and blue and doesn鈥檛 like to have sex?
A rape victim!
What's the best thing about abuse jokes? The punchline.
So I was asleep and woke up and went to work. My wife left already to her job. I was driving my car and ran over someone. I woke up in my bed, realized it was all a dream.
20 minutes later I got a phone call that my wife got hit by a car.
Q: How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
A: You give them a Sandy Hook.
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it鈥檚 between 9/11.
What do you say if you are raped once but feel raped twice?
"I was raped raped."
The kids at Robb Elementary School went in to read books. Instead, they got dozens of magazines.
Someone raped my ear, now I have hearing aids.
Friend: "UR LIT BRO!!"
Me: "That's what my sleeve said to my arm."
Why is rape worse than death?
Because dead people get way more attention.