Trauma jokes
What do you call a paralyzed turtle?
Shell shocked.
Like if your dad is abusive.
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
POV there’s a school shooting.
American: First time, European?
European: Yeah, you American?
American: No, not my first time.
*School shooting happens.*
Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk.*
American student: "First time?"
Foreign exchange student: "Yeah, you?"
American student: "Hahaha. No, not my first time."
Why was 10 traumatized?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Seven’s been worried about six even since he left Afghanistan. Every time 6 closes his eyes, he sees the war and hears the gunshots. He sees the blood, the killing, the death, and soldiers falling. When he looks at seven, he remembers when they were forced to eat their own flesh to not starve in those caves. He sees the war and the flashbacks will come back forever, burned into his soul and mind.
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
9/11... 911... COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!
Being raped is like a dance; sometimes it hurts, sometimes it hurts more.
I’d tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I only remember the punch line.
I was raped everyday for years. I can still smile. I hold the record for the widest asshole.
What did the woman do when the armed police officer raped her?
Freeze.
Me: Hey, how are you?
Depression: I'm doing fine. We are just looking for a home :3
Insomnia: Mommy, can we get a home?
Anxiety: Insomnia, wait for mommy to finish.
Depression: Anyway, here is my resume!
Me: Okie, thank you. Ok... mhmmm... WOW! Okie, this is a nice resume! (Didn't Read it...)
Depression: Also, I have two more friends that want to move in too!
Me: Ok, and their names?
Depression: Their names are: PTSD and Trauma!
Me: Ok, they seem fine (Doesn't know about them)
Depression: Okie, here is the money (a penny :(). Thank you, we will call you if we need anything.
Me: Ok, see you soon! :3
Me now hates my life. :)
Fall
"Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
- JFK
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
School shooting: Happens.
Foreign Exchange Student: Starts sobbing under desk.
American Student: "First time?"
Here is a joke: Rape.
Why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?
She said a monster attacked her.