Transportation jokes
Why couldn't the penguin cross the road?
It was ran over. π§
What is the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage. :)
Two persons were in a car. The brakes were broken and they were going so fast that they would crash and die.
The driver said: "Oh no! We will die!" but the person sitting next to him replied: "Don't panic, the stop sign at the end of the road will stop us."
What has two tires and no engine? A magic house π‘
Two people were on a boat. They were afloat on water!
Memes
i was on this last night i was going super fast omg :>
Why did the Chicken cross the road? You: Why? To get to the little b***h's house!
Knock knock! You: Who's there? The chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it was stapled to the chicken.
Yooooooooooooooooooooooo!
What did Amtrak say at the Olympics?
I AM keeping Trak!
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What's green and has wheels? Grass.
I was just lying about the wheels.
My [blank] is long and yellow that can't swim.
A school bus full of children.
My dad died in 9/11....
He was a good driver.
What's green and has wheels?
Grass, I was just lying about the wheels.
"I like planes."
- Plane Guy
I did a walk today and walked today to get my car.
I did a walk today, but it was good for me and my car. And a walk today.
I did a walk, walk, and I had to a car and a walk home from home I did.
I love jokes about buses.
What's something yellow and cannot swim?
A bus full of children.