What is the difference between a human and a magic car?
A magic car can fly, and a human cannot fly.
What is the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage. :)
Why did the Chicken cross the road? You: Why? To get to the little b***h's house!
Knock knock! You: Who's there? The chicken!
Two persons were in a car. The brakes were broken and they were going so fast that they would crash and die.
The driver said: "Oh no! We will die!" but the person sitting next to him replied: "Don't panic, the stop sign at the end of the road will stop us."
Two people were on a boat. They were afloat on water!
What has two tires and no engine? A magic house 🏡
Once I was riding my bike and saw a $5. I jumped off and died.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Fuck you, that's why.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
What did Amtrak say at the Olympics?
I AM keeping Trak!
Yooooooooooooooooooooooo!
My dad died in 9/11....
He was a good driver.
My [blank] is long and yellow that can't swim.
A school bus full of children.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What's green and has wheels?
Grass, I was just lying about the wheels.
What's green and has wheels? Grass.
I was just lying about the wheels.
I did a walk today and walked today to get my car.
What's something yellow and cannot swim?
A bus full of children.
So my bus... goodness.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream?
He was hit by an ice cream truck.
