Transportation jokes
My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling, so I put a car-pet over it.
Do you know a funny bus driver? I do.
None of these jokes really took off.
There were 10 cats on a boat. 1 jumped off. How many were left? I DO NOT KNOW.
There was none left. They were all a bunch of copycats.
Me: Opens the window to get some fresh air.
Everyone else on the plane: 😟...😱
A pedo is driving down a highway really slowly and gets stopped by the police. The officer asks why he was driving so slowly. The man answers, "I don't wake up the kids."
What did the airplane say to the paper plane? Why do you look like a wimp?
People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams.
In a white van.
Has anybody heard of the guy who passed out in the middle of oncoming traffic? Yeah, he was tired.
Today was a bad day. First, my ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver.
Me: What's yellow and can't swim?
My sister: What??
Me: A school bus filled with kids.
What do you call a flying octopus?
An octocopter! 🚁
What is yellow and can’t fly?
A school bus.
Stephen Hawking got an engine swap with a Nissan 350Z, and they said his wheelchair wasn't street legal :/
What did the bus say to the mail?
Dog.
What kind of bus is yellow? A school bus driver.
Why do ghosts love elevators? They lift their spirits!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIIIIDE!!!
My dog kept chasing people on a bike. Eventually, it got so bad I had to take his bike away.
What do you call a man who lost his car??
Carlos