Transportation jokes
Has anybody heard of the guy who passed out in the middle of oncoming traffic? Yeah, he was tired.
Today was a bad day. First, my ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver.
Me: What's yellow and can't swim?
My sister: What??
Me: A school bus filled with kids.
What do you call a flying octopus?
An octocopter! š
What is yellow and canāt fly?
A school bus.
Stephen Hawking got an engine swap with a Nissan 350Z, and they said his wheelchair wasn't street legal :/
What did the bus say to the mail?
Dog.
What kind of bus is yellow? A school bus driver.
Why do ghosts love elevators? They lift their spirits!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIIIIDE!!!
My dog kept chasing people on a bike. Eventually, it got so bad I had to take his bike away.
What do you call a man who lost his car??
Carlos
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the other side.
What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people?
I'D HIT THAT!
I remember Grandpa's last words, "Oh, shit! It's in drive!"
One day a truck driver had a truck full of squirrels. A police officer said, "Sir, I'm going to need you to take these squirrels to the zoo." The driver did so and left. The next day the driver was back, but this time the squirrels were wearing sunglasses. The officer said, "I thought I told you to take these squirrels to the zoo." The driver said, "I did. Today I'm taking them to the beach."
I lost my luggage at an airport once. I sued the airline, but I lost the case...
I used to be a banker but I lost interest.
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.
Why canāt bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired).
Once a mustang, always a mustang. - Mr. Shaw
What's yellow all over and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.