Transportation jokes
How many babies does it take to paint wheels red?
It depends on your speed.
When they were going around giving out brains and you thought they were saying "train," so you said, "No thanks, I’ll take the next one!" 🤣
If a man travels 14 miles to buy a loaf of bread, how long will it take for him to realise that living in the countryside is shit?
Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
All then are bad.
If a chicken flies into the plane and the plane crashes, whose fault is it?
A: The driver's. Chickens can't fly.
I drove my Chevy to the levy, but the levy was... Oh, CRAP!!!
What’s the difference between a motorcycle and a mutilated body?
I don’t have a motorcycle in my garage.
What do you call a train that stalls?
The little engine that couldn't!
Why can't a steam locomotive sit down?
Because it has a tender behind.
What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.
It’s disappointing that Los Angeles doesn’t offer better transportation, especially since my neighbor offers free mustache rides every night.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a truck.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not a poo, you're a poo.
I did a walk today and walked today to get my car.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of kids.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the “shell” station.
What do you call a banana driving a car?
A banana car.
Why did the egg fall off the motorbike?
He was shite.
I heard an Uber from your eyebrows to your hairline is like $40.
What’s a Muslim’s favorite car?
A Citroën C4.