Transportation jokes
What brings kids to school every day?
A school bus 🚌.
What did the bus driver say to the car?
"What is your address?"
What did the bus driver say to the nut 🥜?
"Where do you live?"
Why was the bus sleeping? Because it was too tired.
Why was the giraffe late to work?
Because it got caught in a giraffic jam.
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the side that he was not on.
What is a dog that you can drive?
A big doggy car.
Q: If an electric train heads south, which way does the steam go?
A: No steam.
What did a car say hi to?
It said hi to the school.
"I like planes."
- Plane Guy
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of disabled children.
What is the difference between a flat tire bicycle and a woman?
Answer: You need to pump the tire on the bicycle before you ride it, while a woman you need to ride her and pump.
What's the difference between a bus full of children and a fish?
The fish can swim.
Ignition of the bus engine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrdQcalibEo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC7S6BZVXkI
What is one of the worst but funniest incidents ever: a bullet in a baby in a baggy in a barrel in a bus in a nuclear plant were all of the employee's are molesters?
I was on a plane and my mom said, "It's just a little turbulence."
And I said, "Mom, we just got on the runway!"
What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
Chuck Norris doesn't fly on airplanes.
Airplanes fly on Chuck Norris.
What's the difference between a humorous bully and a small van driver?
One takes the Mickey, the other takes the Minnie.