What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of disabled children.
Transportation Jokes
What is the difference between a flat tire bicycle and a woman?
Answer: You need to pump the tire on the bicycle before you ride it, while a woman you need to ride her and pump.
What's the difference between a bus full of children and a fish?
The fish can swim.
Ignition of the bus engine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrdQcalibEo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC7S6BZVXkI
What is one of the worst but funniest incidents ever: a bullet in a baby in a baggy in a barrel in a bus in a nuclear plant were all of the employee's are molesters?
I was on a plane and my mom said, "It's just a little turbulence."
And I said, "Mom, we just got on the runway!"
What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
Chuck Norris doesn't fly on airplanes.
Airplanes fly on Chuck Norris.
What's the difference between a humorous bully and a small van driver?
One takes the Mickey, the other takes the Minnie.
Why did the chicken cross the road to go away?
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of screaming children.
I wonder why the plane got bigger and bigger, then it hit me.
Q: What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A: A bus full of children.
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of kids drowning.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it was stapled to the chicken.
What has 10 wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
What is yellow but can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
I called the suicide hotline in Saudi Arabia. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.
