What do you call a kid on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
Transportation Jokes
What is something that smells yuck? 🤮
Old bus seats.
What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?
It’s a bumper team.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it only went halfway.
Why did the turtle start flying? He was on a jet.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side.
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:
Sum Ting Wong.
Wei Toh Low.
Ho Lee Fuk.
Ban Din Ouch.
Did you hear about the car that turned into a wheelchair?
What do you call an Indian plane that comes back?
A Boomerang.
What did the traffic light say to the other?
🚦🚥🚦 Stop looking, I'm changing!
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
Were you born on the highway? That's where most accidents happen.
I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.
"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.
"Bugger off!" he shouted back.
"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.
How do you ride two bikes at once?
You ride them in tandem!
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
Chalie has an eating disorder, and he is shorter, so is his life, but he will never get a wife. He's a gay motherfucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?
When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no.
See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen, and I could just have his motorcycle.
Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?
