Transportation jokes
(Bus Driver) What did you learn in school today?
(Kid) We learned that you are a sussy baka.
(Bus Driver) Oh yeah? Well, I quit!
(Kid) Quit what?
(Bus Driver) Living.
(Kid) But it was a joke!
(Bus Driver) Doesn't matter. I will die, but you will still be alive.
(Kid) Ok.
(Bus Driver) That was a joke, too!
Yo mama so fat, when she went into an elevator, she had to go down.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
Your hairline looks like a car!
"Jump in the Cadillac, girl, let's put some miles on it."
Why do the brakes keep squealing?
Because the driver hit it too hard.
What did the train made of glue make?
GLUE GLUUUUUUUUUUUE!
Person: "Sorry to bother you, but what's the quickest way to get to the hospital?"
Stranger: "Oh, just go stand in the middle of the road!"
What did Amtrak say at the Olympics?
I AM keeping Trak!
Your hairline goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know which way to turn.
My ex-girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus driver's license.
My dad said he'd get the milk, but he forgot I was in his car.
What do you call a kid on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What is something that smells yuck? 🤮
Old bus seats.
What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?
It’s a bumper team.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it only went halfway.
Why did the turtle start flying? He was on a jet.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side.
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:
Sum Ting Wong.
Wei Toh Low.
Ho Lee Fuk.
Ban Din Ouch.
Did you hear about the car that turned into a wheelchair?