Transportation jokes
What did Amtrak say at the Olympics?
I AM keeping Trak!
Your hairline goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know which way to turn.
My ex-girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus driver's license.
My dad said he'd get the milk, but he forgot I was in his car.
What do you call a kid on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What is something that smells yuck? 🤮
Old bus seats.
What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?
It’s a bumper team.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it only went halfway.
Why did the turtle start flying? He was on a jet.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side.
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:
Sum Ting Wong.
Wei Toh Low.
Ho Lee Fuk.
Ban Din Ouch.
Did you hear about the car that turned into a wheelchair?
What do you call an Indian plane that comes back?
A Boomerang.
What did the traffic light say to the other?
🚦🚥🚦 Stop looking, I'm changing!
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
Were you born on the highway? That's where most accidents happen.
I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.
"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.
"Bugger off!" he shouted back.
"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.
How do you ride two bikes at once?
You ride them in tandem!