Transportation jokes
Open wide, here comes the airplane!
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Hot Wheels!"
If Kobe missed a shot, his helicopter will too.
What do you call an Arab flying a plane?
A pilot.
You racist fuck!
What do you call an Arab and a black man flying a plane?
Pilots. You racist f*ck.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.
I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
"Water exists."
Airport security: "What the fuck did you just say?"
What do cannibals call a wheelchair user?
"Uber Eats."
You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do you call a train full of gum?
A chew chew train.
What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?
A 797.
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.
I got so drunk with the guys yesterday that when the Uber driver asked how many drinks I had, I said, "Yes."
Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"
Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏
What’s big and black on the road?
I can’t take credit for this joke; it’s not mine.
Remember that time Joe Biden fell off his bike? He said it’s not his fault. He blamed the tires for being too inflated.
Why was the computer late for work?
He had a hard drive.