Transportation jokes
I set a wheelchair on fire and called it "Hot Wheels."
What did one tower say to the other?
Damn, you looking PLANE!
Open wide, here comes the airplane!
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Hot Wheels!"
If Kobe missed a shot, his helicopter will too.
What do you call an Arab flying a plane?
A pilot.
You racist fuck!
What do you call an Arab and a black man flying a plane?
Pilots. You racist f*ck.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.
I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
"Water exists."
Airport security: "What the fuck did you just say?"
What do cannibals call a wheelchair user?
"Uber Eats."
You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do you call a train full of gum?
A chew chew train.
What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?
A 797.
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.
I got so drunk with the guys yesterday that when the Uber driver asked how many drinks I had, I said, "Yes."
Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"
Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏
What’s big and black on the road?