Why did the cow cross the road? To go to the moooooovies! Nyahahahahahahahahaha!
Transportation Jokes
What is Satan's way to go to places? A helicopter.
Little Jonny, what you like airplane? How? Because you fly fast and jump high.
I know a Chinese joy rider, Tommy Tookamotor.
What is yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.
Were you born on a highway? Because most accidents happen on the highway.
What do you call a traffic light that tells you, "Don't look, I am changing!"
I rode to the bottle shop on my bike yesterday. I bought a whole bottle of wine and put it in the basket on the front of my bike.
Then I thought, if I fell off my bike on the way back home, it would smash and shatter. So I drank all the wine and threw away the bottle.
It was a good idea, because I fell off my bike about four times on the way back.
Kart! (DYM 151)
My name is Dan, I wear white Vans, I have a gun, get in the van!
riding (DYM 145).
I need a hug.
*hugs train*
Minivan (DYM 138).
My ex got hit by a bus yesterday. I nearly lost my job.
What do you call a bus full of kids? A killstreak.
What did the soccer player say to the flight attendant? "Please put me in coach!"
Attention to everyone, I'm not going to be on for 2 weeks because I was in a bike accident, or more like a motorcycle accident. I was ran off the road when my 16 year old brother was taking me for a ride. Now I can't use my legs cause, well, you know. I will be taking a break because I don't want to move my legs that much.
What happened when the duck crossed the road?
It crossed the road.
What begins in F and ends in UCK?
Fire truck.
Hey Hunter, Thomas here.
Why did the plane cross the road?
To get to the other side.
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