Transportation jokes
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe!!!
Just send me to hell already.
What can fly underwater?
A mosquito in a submarine.
I wrote a joke on MH370... but I don’t know where it went.
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
Why did the cow cross the road? To go to the moooooovies! Nyahahahahahahahahaha!
What is Satan's way to go to places? A helicopter.
Little Jonny, what you like airplane? How? Because you fly fast and jump high.
I know a Chinese joy rider, Tommy Tookamotor.
What is yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.
Were you born on a highway? Because most accidents happen on the highway.
What do you call a traffic light that tells you, "Don't look, I am changing!"
I rode to the bottle shop on my bike yesterday. I bought a whole bottle of wine and put it in the basket on the front of my bike.
Then I thought, if I fell off my bike on the way back home, it would smash and shatter. So I drank all the wine and threw away the bottle.
It was a good idea, because I fell off my bike about four times on the way back.
Kart! (DYM 151)
My name is Dan, I wear white Vans, I have a gun, get in the van!
riding (DYM 145).
I need a hug.
*hugs train*
Minivan (DYM 138).
My ex got hit by a bus yesterday. I nearly lost my job.
What do you call a bus full of kids? A killstreak.
What did the soccer player say to the flight attendant? "Please put me in coach!"