Transportation jokes
What's the difference between the 44 out of the 45 people who died in the Yaroslavl crash and the nine people who died in the helicopter crash?
Only one was ever famous. Vasicek and Kobe Bryant were the champions.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because he was riding the chicken!
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to his owner.
A friend of mine told me this joke a long time ago and I have never forgotten it.
A worm was crawling over a train track, and a train ran over him and cut off his ass. The worm turned around to get the piece of his ass back and another train ran over him and cut off his head.
BAD IDEA and a lesson to us all.
NEVER LOSE YOUR HEAD OVER A PIECE OF ASS!! LMAO (literally, kind of)( pretty sure you get it)
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe!!!
Just send me to hell already.
What can fly underwater?
A mosquito in a submarine.
I wrote a joke on MH370... but I don’t know where it went.
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
Why did the cow cross the road? To go to the moooooovies! Nyahahahahahahahahaha!
What is Satan's way to go to places? A helicopter.
Little Jonny, what you like airplane? How? Because you fly fast and jump high.
I know a Chinese joy rider, Tommy Tookamotor.
What is yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.
Were you born on a highway? Because most accidents happen on the highway.
What do you call a traffic light that tells you, "Don't look, I am changing!"
I rode to the bottle shop on my bike yesterday. I bought a whole bottle of wine and put it in the basket on the front of my bike.
Then I thought, if I fell off my bike on the way back home, it would smash and shatter. So I drank all the wine and threw away the bottle.
It was a good idea, because I fell off my bike about four times on the way back.
Kart! (DYM 151)
My name is Dan, I wear white Vans, I have a gun, get in the van!
riding (DYM 145).
I need a hug.
*hugs train*