Transportation jokes
What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?
Carlos.
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.
Best way to trick your friends:
A brick falls out of a plane.
How do you put an elephant in the fridge? Open the door, put him in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Open the door, take the poor elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.
The animal kingdom is throwing a party, all the animals are there except for one, who? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge.
Sally needs to cross the river that is known to be filled with deadly crocodiles, but she crossed safely, how? Because the crocodiles are at the party, but Sally still dies after crossing the river, how? Because she was hit by the flying brick.
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?
So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
She needs a flat surface cleaner.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To cut through traffic.
You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.
What do you call Stephen Hawking in a burning building?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a terrible bus company?
Stagecoach Highlands.
What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
I don't have a carbon footprint. I drive everywhere.
Kill yourself in any way. I'm killing myself the HIGHway.
Kill yourself in anyway. I'm doing it the HIGHway.
How many hookers fit in a Cadillac?
About 4 in the trunk if you stack 'em right.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
When your plane heads for New York...