Transportation jokes
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?
So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
She needs a flat surface cleaner.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To cut through traffic.
You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.
What do you call Stephen Hawking in a burning building?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a terrible bus company?
Stagecoach Highlands.
What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
I don't have a carbon footprint. I drive everywhere.
Kill yourself in any way. I'm killing myself the HIGHway.
Kill yourself in anyway. I'm doing it the HIGHway.
How many hookers fit in a Cadillac?
About 4 in the trunk if you stack 'em right.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
When your plane heads for New York...
I set a wheelchair on fire and called it "Hot Wheels."
What did one tower say to the other?
Damn, you looking PLANE!
Open wide, here comes the airplane!