Transportation

Transportation jokes

Kill yourself in any way. I'm killing myself the HIGHway.

How many hookers fit in a Cadillac?

About 4 in the trunk if you stack 'em right.

I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"

I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.