Transportation jokes
Everyone always has a special person in their life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus.
Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She taught them all to pull out on time.
Are you a highway? Because I wanna lay on you.
Are you a train because I want to get railed by you? ;)
What was Hitler's favorite part of the car? The gas tank.
Why does Zac say he works at McDonald's? Because Aaron go errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Patient number 14 was diagnosed with stage 4 melanoma—a type of skin cancer. Pretty ironic how he travels. He went to terminal 14.
"You are stupid. You can’t even ride a baby pony!"
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone.
I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone?
He got hit by a train.
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.
Aren't paraplegics just plegics who can fly?
Why is my plane delayed?
Because someone hit the Sears Tower.
What is the difference between the subway guy and a priest?
The subway guy didn’t get away with it...
(Bus Driver) What did you learn in school today?
(Kid) We learned that you are a sussy baka.
(Bus Driver) Oh yeah? Well, I quit!
(Kid) Quit what?
(Bus Driver) Living.
(Kid) But it was a joke!
(Bus Driver) Doesn't matter. I will die, but you will still be alive.
(Kid) Ok.
(Bus Driver) That was a joke, too!
Yo mama so fat, when she went into an elevator, she had to go down.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.