Transportation jokes
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone?
He got hit by a train.
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.
Aren't paraplegics just plegics who can fly?
Why is my plane delayed?
Because someone hit the Sears Tower.
What is the difference between the subway guy and a priest?
The subway guy didn’t get away with it...
(Bus Driver) What did you learn in school today?
(Kid) We learned that you are a sussy baka.
(Bus Driver) Oh yeah? Well, I quit!
(Kid) Quit what?
(Bus Driver) Living.
(Kid) But it was a joke!
(Bus Driver) Doesn't matter. I will die, but you will still be alive.
(Kid) Ok.
(Bus Driver) That was a joke, too!
Yo mama so fat, when she went into an elevator, she had to go down.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
Your hairline looks like a car!
"Jump in the Cadillac, girl, let's put some miles on it."
Why do the brakes keep squealing?
Because the driver hit it too hard.
What did the train made of glue make?
GLUE GLUUUUUUUUUUUE!
Person: "Sorry to bother you, but what's the quickest way to get to the hospital?"
Stranger: "Oh, just go stand in the middle of the road!"
What did Amtrak say at the Olympics?
I AM keeping Trak!
Your hairline goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know which way to turn.
My ex-girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus driver's license.
My dad said he'd get the milk, but he forgot I was in his car.