Transportation jokes
Why wasn’t the duck afraid to cross the road? Because he wasn’t chicken!
Q: How come in airports, they park the planes outside?
A: They don't belong in buildings.
Why did Gemma fall off her bike?
She got hit by a fridge.
I had a dream about a car, and I woke up exhausted.
If a pregnant woman is under water, isn't she technically a submarine?
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
A gay guy asked me for directions, so I told him to go straight.
What happened to the egg after it went on the rollercoaster?
It was scrambled.
What do you need in order to crash a train?
A bad track record.
If you park your tow truck on the footpath, it'll get towed.
Yo mama is so slow, when she stepped on the highway they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic.
Life as an elevator has its ups and downs.
A Ford?
What did the tree say to the kid with a bike? "Take a hike!"
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack!
Why was Aaron's mum sad? The bus missed Aaron.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
Freshman: Hey, what's better, Ford or Chevy?
Senior: I don't f**kin' care as long as it drives.
Freshman: So, I'm guessing it's Chevy?
Once there was a boat. Its friends said,
"It's time to come back." And the boat said,
"No way. I don't give into pier pressure."
What's the difference between a Lambo and 100 dead babies?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.