Transportation jokes
What bounces up and down at 100 miles per hour?
A baby tied to the back of a pick up truck.
Why did the van cross the road?
To get to the school for the little kids.
Why wasn’t the duck afraid to cross the road? Because he wasn’t chicken!
Q: How come in airports, they park the planes outside?
A: They don't belong in buildings.
Why did Gemma fall off her bike?
She got hit by a fridge.
I had a dream about a car, and I woke up exhausted.
If a pregnant woman is under water, isn't she technically a submarine?
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
A gay guy asked me for directions, so I told him to go straight.
What happened to the egg after it went on the rollercoaster?
It was scrambled.
What do you need in order to crash a train?
A bad track record.
If you park your tow truck on the footpath, it'll get towed.
Yo mama is so slow, when she stepped on the highway they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic.
Life as an elevator has its ups and downs.
A Ford?
What did the tree say to the kid with a bike? "Take a hike!"
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack!
Why was Aaron's mum sad? The bus missed Aaron.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
Freshman: Hey, what's better, Ford or Chevy?
Senior: I don't f**kin' care as long as it drives.
Freshman: So, I'm guessing it's Chevy?