What do you need in order to crash a train?
A bad track record.
Transportation Jokes
If you park your tow truck on the footpath, it'll get towed.
Yo mama is so slow, when she stepped on the highway they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic.
Life as an elevator has its ups and downs.
A Ford?
What did the tree say to the kid with a bike? "Take a hike!"
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack!
Why was Aaron's mum sad? The bus missed Aaron.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
Freshman: Hey, what's better, Ford or Chevy?
Senior: I don't f**kin' care as long as it drives.
Freshman: So, I'm guessing it's Chevy?
Once there was a boat. Its friends said,
"It's time to come back." And the boat said,
"No way. I don't give into pier pressure."
What's the difference between a Lambo and 100 dead babies?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
You were born on the freeway, you know why?
Because that's where a lot of accidents happen. 😈
Why did the bike fall over?
'Cause it was wheely tired.
Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Tiresome is the quantification of tire.
Why did the snail paint a big "S" on his car?
Because he wanted people to say look at that S-car go when he rolled by.
Why couldn’t the bike stand up?
Because it was “two tired”!
What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
How do fish get to school?
By the octobus.
