Transportation jokes
Guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, "You look run down." The guy says, "No, I've come on my bike!"
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
Do your buses run on time?
No, they run on diesel.
Why did Sally decide to fly to school?
She couldn't drive.
What bounces up and down at 100 miles per hour?
A baby tied to the back of a pick up truck.
Why did the van cross the road?
To get to the school for the little kids.
Why wasn’t the duck afraid to cross the road? Because he wasn’t chicken!
Q: How come in airports, they park the planes outside?
A: They don't belong in buildings.
Why did Gemma fall off her bike?
She got hit by a fridge.
I had a dream about a car, and I woke up exhausted.
If a pregnant woman is under water, isn't she technically a submarine?
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
A gay guy asked me for directions, so I told him to go straight.
What happened to the egg after it went on the rollercoaster?
It was scrambled.
What do you need in order to crash a train?
A bad track record.
If you park your tow truck on the footpath, it'll get towed.
Yo mama is so slow, when she stepped on the highway they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic.
Life as an elevator has its ups and downs.
A Ford?
What did the tree say to the kid with a bike? "Take a hike!"