Transportation jokes
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired!
Why did the chicken ride across town? Because he was being taken to Tyson.
What do you call a retarded three legged doggo heckin pupper monster? A 1996 Dodge Neon with a broken tail light cover and 166,748.46 miles on the odometer.
It could use a tune up and it needs a new transmission soon. New rear tires and a new radiator. Test drives with cash in hand. HMU motivated seller. Don’t waste my time and no lowballs.
What's the difference between a plane and a woman?
At least the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place.
I can tell you an airplane joke, but it will probably fly over your head.
Girls are like a bus; you might miss the first bus and catch the second bus.
Why did the bike fall over?
It was too tired.
What's the difference between a sports car and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a sports car in my garage.
What's black and has wheels? Black wheels.
You're the bus driver. The bus driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven, picks up a woman with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and buried his mother.
Who's the bus driver?
You will never nose [know].
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
What is the difference between my Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?
I don't keep my Lamborghini in my garage.
Two fish were in a tank. One turned to the other and asked: "Hey, how do you drive this thing?"
My heart is like a plane.
It crashes every once in a while.
Have I told you the joke about the airplane? Ah, forget it, it probably just went over your head.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
What’s the difference between a dumpster full of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, "You look run down." The guy says, "No, I've come on my bike!"
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
Do your buses run on time?
No, they run on diesel.