Transportation jokes
What's the difference between a sports car and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a sports car in my garage.
What's black and has wheels? Black wheels.
You're the bus driver. The bus driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven, picks up a woman with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and buried his mother.
Who's the bus driver?
You will never nose [know].
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
What is the difference between my Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?
I don't keep my Lamborghini in my garage.
Two fish were in a tank. One turned to the other and asked: "Hey, how do you drive this thing?"
My heart is like a plane.
It crashes every once in a while.
Have I told you the joke about the airplane? Ah, forget it, it probably just went over your head.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
What’s the difference between a dumpster full of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, "You look run down." The guy says, "No, I've come on my bike!"
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
Do your buses run on time?
No, they run on diesel.
Why did Sally decide to fly to school?
She couldn't drive.
What bounces up and down at 100 miles per hour?
A baby tied to the back of a pick up truck.
Why did the van cross the road?
To get to the school for the little kids.
Why wasn’t the duck afraid to cross the road? Because he wasn’t chicken!
Q: How come in airports, they park the planes outside?
A: They don't belong in buildings.
Why did Gemma fall off her bike?
She got hit by a fridge.
I had a dream about a car, and I woke up exhausted.