Transportation jokes
Your mama is so old that she forgot her donkey on Noah's Ark.
How does a crazy person get to the woods?
He takes the psychopath.
I asked my midget neighbor if he wanted a lift. He told me to "Fuck off!!!" I thought, what a cheeky cunt and zipped my backpack up and walked away.
Why did Susan drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.
What is the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage. :)
What do you call someone that illegally transports cups? - A s-mug-gler.
What's the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls?
You can only unload one of them with a pitch fork.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a red Ferrari in my car.
How do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus?
- Pokémon
Why couldn't the bicycle stand? It was two tired...
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
Mosely in a white van.
What do you call a plane with no wings? Sally.
Why did the accountant fall off his bicycle?
Because he lost his balance!
There are 5 cats on a boat, and 1 jumps off. How many are left?
Zero, they were copycats.
What does a broken down vegetable say?
I need new wheels.
What is the difference between a banana and a helicopter? Neither of them is a police officer.
Where do boats go when they get sick? The dock.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.