Transportation jokes
Why did Susan drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.
What is the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage. :)
What do you call someone that illegally transports cups? - A s-mug-gler.
What's the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls?
You can only unload one of them with a pitch fork.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a red Ferrari in my car.
How do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus?
- Pokémon
Why couldn't the bicycle stand? It was two tired...
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
Mosely in a white van.
What do you call a plane with no wings? Sally.
Why did the accountant fall off his bicycle?
Because he lost his balance!
There are 5 cats on a boat, and 1 jumps off. How many are left?
Zero, they were copycats.
What does a broken down vegetable say?
I need new wheels.
What is the difference between a banana and a helicopter? Neither of them is a police officer.
Where do boats go when they get sick? The dock.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
Why'd Sally drop her ice cream?
She was hit by a bus.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because...
What do you say to a one-legged hitchhiker?
Hop in.