Trans jokes

What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?

Something big and warm 🍆.

On the fourth month (Symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.

That day is called "April Fool's."

How do you get a trans woman to commit suicide?

Use he/him pronouns on him.

What do you call a male ladybug?

Trans.

bill tran

If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?

Jack is a loser and a gaybo and a trans and a fanny face.

A man comes to a bar and has a drink. Then his bully came to him and stole his drink. Then the bully asked, "What's wrong?"

The man said that "I'm trying to kill myself. I tried getting hit by a train, but the train went on a different track. Then I tried to jump off a bridge, but I fell on a boat full of pillows. Then I tried to poison myself."

Then the bully says, "Then what?" Then the man replied, "You just drank it." Then the man left.

Yo momma so dumb, the doctor wanted to give her a blood transfusion but she said no because she thought it would turn her trans.

I have a trans friend.

He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.

What do you call Bill Tran?

Stupid noob.

Why doesn't The View have anyone on it who is trans? They just look like they are.

How do you affirm a trans woman's gender?

By kicking him hard in the balls.

How do you get a trans woman to commit suicide?

Use he/him pronouns on him.

I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider trans men as men, which is rather confusing to me.

As a Jew, I don’t know very much about Christianity, but from what I’ve heard, don’t priests love little boys?

What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?

About 3 years.

"We are trans. We are Gay. We are lesbian. We are Bi."

We Do Not Care.