Trans jokes

What do you call a male ladybug?

Trans.

I have a lot of respect for trans women.

That surgery takes balls!

Emo grass cuts itself, while transgender laundry hangs itself.

How do you affirm a trans woman's gender?

By kicking him hard in the balls.

"We are trans. We are Gay. We are lesbian. We are Bi."

We Do Not Care.

If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?

Why doesn't The View have anyone on it who is trans? They just look like they are.

If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?

What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?

About 3 years.

How do you get a trans woman to commit suicide?

Use he/him pronouns on him.

Yo momma so dumb, the doctor wanted to give her a blood transfusion but she said no because she thought it would turn her trans.

I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.

I guess you can say she had me in a trans.

What do you call a trans superhero team?

Ex-men.

What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?

A trans-former.

I have a trans friend.

He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.

What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?

Something big and warm 🍆.

On the fourth month (Symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.

That day is called "April Fool's."

What did the trans woman say after finally telling her parents about her surgeries?

“It felt really good to get that off my chest.”