Trans jokes
Yo momma so dumb, the doctor wanted to give her a blood transfusion but she said no because she thought it would turn her trans.
Emo grass cuts itself, while transgender laundry hangs itself.
Why doesn't The View have anyone on it who is trans? They just look like they are.
Why can’t trans men enjoy chocolate?
It uses Hershey pronouns.
What did the trans woman say after finally telling her parents about her surgeries?
“It felt really good to get that off my chest.”
How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.
How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.
If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
I think the military shouldn’t allow trans people, because all they'd do is switch sides.
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?
They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
Jack is a loser and a gaybo and a trans and a fanny face.
I have a lot of respect for trans women.
That surgery takes balls!
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
A man comes to a bar and has a drink. Then his bully came to him and stole his drink. Then the bully asked, "What's wrong?"
The man said that "I'm trying to kill myself. I tried getting hit by a train, but the train went on a different track. Then I tried to jump off a bridge, but I fell on a boat full of pillows. Then I tried to poison myself."
Then the bully says, "Then what?" Then the man replied, "You just drank it." Then the man left.
I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider trans men as men, which is rather confusing to me.
As a Jew, I don’t know very much about Christianity, but from what I’ve heard, don’t priests love little boys?
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."
(I'm a trans man myself lol)
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans.