Training jokes
What’s the difference between Jane Doe and a train tunnel?
A train tunnel doesn’t get any wider when you rail it.
My local pet store sells prong collars to get dogs to behave.
But when I tried them on an Alzheimer's patient, I got fired from the nursing home.
If Fascism got popularized by autistics, the trains would have run on time.
What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
I’ve just discovered that cock fighting is done with chickens.
12 months of training completely wasted.
My Son: "Mummy, why is my name Thomas?"
Me: "Because the night you were conceived, I had a train run on me."
Why can you rub a dog's nose in their pee when they go on the carpet but when I do the same to an Alzheimer's patient I get fired from the nursing home?
Name: Jack, call sign "triple".
School: Nova corps gun academy.
Location: Wyoming mountains.
Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
Why did the frog take the train to work? His car got toad.
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out.
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
There are different types of Pokémon.
I remember my first day back when working at a camp. I was so surprised when the trains arrived.
I was at a train station and a woman ran up to me and asked, "Is this train running on time?" I said, "No, it runs on steam and coal."
What's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?
Why didn’t the train kill nine families of four?
Because he had no loco-MOTIVE. AHAHAH
What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?
Not sure, I just fly the drone.
Them: What's on your arm?
Me: I'm training to breathe fire ;)