What did the train made of glue make?
GLUE GLUUUUUUUUUUUE!
What did Amtrak say at the Olympics?
I AM keeping Trak!
What do you call a not potty trained human?
Amber Heard.
I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf.
Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the PSG training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE! 🤬😡
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question.
Johnny: What?
Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty?
Johnny: Yes ofc jesus made everybody wonderfully!
Ex: Awhh!
Johnny: But whoever made you was painting Thomas the Train while making your face.
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
How does a train eat?
"Chew chew!"
What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?
A train driver's egg sandwich.
How does a train dance?
It bogies!
What's the slowest train in the world? A slow coach!
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, "I'll have a gallon of ale."
"A gallon?" the barkeeper asks.
"Yes," replies the train, "I always end up chugging it."
Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.
Hey, look, it's that "TRAINS gender" guy. He says, "I like trains." Uh oh!
I like trains.
*train hits him*
A friend of mine told me this joke a long time ago and I have never forgotten it.
A worm was crawling over a train track, and a train ran over him and cut off his ass. The worm turned around to get the piece of his ass back and another train ran over him and cut off his head.
BAD IDEA and a lesson to us all.
NEVER LOSE YOUR HEAD OVER A PIECE OF ASS!! LMAO (literally, kind of)( pretty sure you get it)
I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training program.
I had an uncle who was a conductor. He wasn’t a symphony conductor, nor was he a street car conductor, nor was he a train conductor. He was struck by lightning.
I need a hug.
*hugs train*
