Train jokes
My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.
Ever wondered why Usain Bolt runs fast? He's training to outrun the cops.
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.
So, a man finds a woman on a train track while he's on his way to a bar, and they had a lot of sex.
When he gets to the bar, he brags about the different sex positions they used, and one of the guys says, "Oh, did you do head?"
He responded with, "No, I couldn't find the head."
How does a train sneeze?
It goes, "A-choo choo!"
My suicidal friend said he liked trains, so we took him to the tracks.
When does the slowest person go as fast as a train?
When he is on the train.
Which train is loaded with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train.
Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.
The cure for depression is around the corner... There it is, the train.
A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low, and the cliff was nonexistent, and now you took the poison!"
Why did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains?
Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side?
Why did the man get on the bus to get sussy?
The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"
How does the next train stop for a depressive person? Death.
Are you a ghost train? Because I am going to scream when I ride you.
You're a train; you ran fast on these rails, but you gain nothing, you only gain pain.
Once there was this kid that wanted to shower with his dad, so his dad said yes. Then he asked, "What is that?" and his dad said it's a chow chow train.
The next day, he wanted to shower with his mom, so she said yes. He asked again, "What is that?" and she said it was a tunnel with light.
The same day, he wanted to sleep with them, and they said yes.
In the middle of the night, he woke up and told his mom to turn on the light because the chow chow train is going in.
Nostalgia hits you like a train.
It's so hard, you can even wake up.