Toy jokes
Q: Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?
A: She sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie to me!"
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they always return.
At gym class today, my friend made this song:
🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!
A little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks, "What's that?"
The little boy says, "That’s my little red race car."
Ten minutes later, the boy looks down and asks, "What's that?"
The little girl says, "That’s my little red race car garage."
So later that night, the little boy asks the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage. She said yes, and then they pull down their pants and the boy tries putting his little red race car in her garage, but it won’t fit.
Downstairs, the mother hears an ear-piercing scream and runs up the stairs, flips on the lights and sees blood on the floor. The mother asks, "What happened?"
The little girl says, "We tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn’t fit, so I cut the back wheels off."
My mom has a toy that I see all the girls and guys seem to play with, and the toy is between my mom's legs.
Memes
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
You should always wash your sex toys. That's why priests baptize babies.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their dad.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
Why do orphans play with boomerangs?
Because they come back.
What do women and a Happy Meal have in common?
They both come with a toy.
Where do babies get baptized?
So the priest can wash their sex toys.
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys. Thank you, Jesus, for creating baptism.
A couple has sex in the dark every single night.
One night, the wife gets curious about what goes on, so they start f...ing, and she flicks the light on. When she flicks the light on, she catches him with a dildo playing with her pussy. She's so mad that she started ranting and raving. The husband says, "Honey, I know you're mad, and I'll explain the toy. Just do me one favor: explain the children."
What is a nonce's favorite toy...? You.
A kid and his dad went to the park. The kid accidentally steps on a cockroach.
They go home immediately and dad gets the scissors. Now the kid has some balls to play with.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Your father.
What do you call a kid that's in the fire? Hot Wheels.