Dying mall be like...
"Toys" were us.
Goodbye, kitty.
Dying Canes.
What's the difference between a baby and a ball?
If you inflate the ball, it won't explode.
One time, little Johnny was watching TikTok, and he saw a toy that he wanted so badly, so he cleaned up the whole house and did his homework. When he was done, he saw a spill on the table. He went to the sink to grab a cloth, but when he came back, it was gone. He went to his mom's room and saw a drink with the label "daddy's drink," so he drunk it and said, "It's daddy's; he won't mind," and all day he was like the Flash. So he went back, turned the bottle around, and it said "Speedy," and then he said, "Oh, great heavens!"
(Girl) Do you ever blink?
(Doll) (No reply).
(Girl) You look like a mannequin!
(Doll) (No reply).
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair and said hot wheels
My girlfriend is like Toys R Us.
She does not exist.
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
So a woman walks into a magician's toy store and browses the collection. Among which was a black, phallic-looking object. She brings it to the counter and asks, "what's this?"
The cashier explains that it's a magical dildo that will listen to whatever you say, "fuck me in the ass," it'll float in the air and fuck you in the ass, "fuck me in the pussy," it'll float in the air and fuck you in the pussy, "faster," it'll go faster, "harder," it'll go harder. She bought this magical artifact and went home for a night of fun and pleasure.
After receiving several orgasms from the magical dildo, she'd had enough, and she told it to stop, but it didn't. The dildo continued to penetrate her, it would go harder and faster, but it refused to stop or slow down. In a panic, she ran over to her car and drove to the hospital to get it surgically removed. Her panic made her disregard the traffic rules, and she quickly found herself pulled over by a cop. As she pulled down her window, the cop leaned towards the door and asked "Do you have any idea how fast you were going!?", the woman tried to explain the situation, she told the officer about the magical dildo stuck in her pussy, but the officer didn't believe her, "magical dildo, my ass" he said, and the lady drove home.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.
Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.
I'm like a teddy bear. I don't like to be fucked.
We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
You're so fake, Barbie was jealous of you!
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!
Dolly (DYM 79).
"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."
Teddy bear, teddy bear, turn around.
Why I turn around?
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