Toy jokes
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
Tyler only has a kid because they don't make condoms the size of Lego Men.
What car do elves drive?
Toy-yodas.
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?
A: They aren't much to look at, but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
My boss had the heart of a child.
In a jar. On his desk.
I have a little John.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Yo mama is so nasty, she buys sex toys at the second-hand shop.
There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.
Why do emos like yo-yo's? Cos they get strangled by the string.
Why do toy bears have small eyes? Because they were made in China.
LEGO Ninjago - I like it, okay?
Which of the ninja would be best for an undercover mission as the person in disguise?
Kai. He just has to leave his hair down and no one would know it was him. He uses hair gel, as Cole has said a couple times I think, because his hair looks like fire 🔥!
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box.
I gave a blind kid a hand grenade and told him it's a beyblade.
One day, an orphan bought a boomerang. He threw it, and it didn’t come back.
What do you call dolls in a line?
Barbie queuing.
My dog got mad at me for touching his toy. He said, "Get your paws off my toy!"
You're so fake, Barbie was jealous of you!