Toy jokes
Why does the large dildo not have any friends?
He's a pain in the ass.
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
You should know it's important to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.
You should always wash your sex toys. That's why priests baptize babies.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
What do a bike and a rubber duck have in common? They both have a handlebar, except for the duck.
Q: Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?
A: She sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie to me!"
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
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I'm still trying to think of an answer.
Wanna play dolls?
I can be Ken, and you can be the box I come in.
What do you call a teddy bear that fooled you?
Stuffed.
What do Woody and Hitler have in common?
Their bodies go limp before they get caught.
Why was Balls afraid of Magic?
Because Magic eight Balls.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?..
Hot Wheels.
What did the farmer say to the doll?
You death baby doll.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
I refuse to go bungee jumping. I was brought into this world from broken plastic, and I REFUSE to die the same way.
What does a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......