Toy

Toy jokes

Duck

What do a bike and a rubber duck have in common? They both have a handlebar, except for the duck.

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  • Song

    At gym class today, my friend made this song:

    🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!

    Baby

    What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?

    ...

    I'm still trying to think of an answer.

    Memes

    Child

    I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......

    Penis

    What does a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?

    The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

    Orphan

    Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?

    Because they return eventually.

    Dog

    Why did the dog cross the road twice?

    Because he was trying to catch a boomerang.

    Priest

    Where do babies get baptized?

    So the priest can wash their sex toys.

    Doll

    Wanna play dolls?

    I can be Ken, and you can be the box I come in.

    Dog

    My dog got mad at me for touching his toy. He said, "Get your paws off my toy!"

    Game

    I would tell you my jokes about pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing.

    Bungee Jumping

    I refuse to go bungee jumping. I was brought into this world from broken plastic, and I REFUSE to die the same way.

    Mama

    Yo mama is so nasty, she buys sex toys at the second-hand shop.

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