My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons and I am not talking about the balls you play with I am talking about the boy balls
What car do elves drive? Toy-yodas
Why dosen’t the orphan have any toys bc his lego figures ran away to
What's a orphans favorite toy a boomerang becuase it actually comes back
Why do toy bears have small eyes because they were made in China
What is the orphans favorite toy from his parents
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy
Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd? I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”
little Johnny likes to play with toy guns little Johnny paints them black little Johnny went to a gun store little johnny made a big mess the cemitary people were getting paid.
An Asian walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you, too, sing 'One Long Toy Cow'?" The bartender says to the Asian, "Sorry, I don't speak Chinese."
You should watch Ryan toys review because he not mean hes very nice boy
what do boobs and toys have in common?
kids end up playing with toys but adults end up playing with boobs.