Toy

Toy Jokes

My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons and I am not talking about the balls you play with I am talking about the boy balls

little Johnny likes to play with toy guns little Johnny paints them black little Johnny went to a gun store little johnny made a big mess the cemitary people were getting paid.

An Asian walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you, too, sing 'One Long Toy Cow'?" The bartender says to the Asian, "Sorry, I don't speak Chinese."

what do boobs and toys have in common?

kids end up playing with toys but adults end up playing with boobs.