Toy jokes
Why does the large dildo not have any friends?
He's a pain in the ass.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
You should know it's important to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.
You should always wash your sex toys. That's why priests baptize babies.
What do a bike and a rubber duck have in common? They both have a handlebar, except for the duck.
Q: Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?
A: She sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie to me!"
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
...
I'm still trying to think of an answer.
Why was Balls afraid of Magic?
Because Magic eight Balls.
Wanna play dolls?
I can be Ken, and you can be the box I come in.
My dog got mad at me for touching his toy. He said, "Get your paws off my toy!"
I would tell you my jokes about pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing.
What do you call a teddy bear that fooled you?
Stuffed.
What does a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?..
Hot Wheels.
I refuse to go bungee jumping. I was brought into this world from broken plastic, and I REFUSE to die the same way.
What did the farmer say to the doll?
You death baby doll.
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.