Toy jokes
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
What do a bike and a rubber duck have in common? They both have a handlebar, except for the duck.
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
...
I'm still trying to think of an answer.
What's the difference between an orphan and a toy?
One is played with.
What does a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Memes
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
Because he was trying to catch a boomerang.
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.
My dog got mad at me for touching his toy. He said, "Get your paws off my toy!"
I would tell you my jokes about pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing.
Why was Balls afraid of Magic?
Because Magic eight Balls.
What did the farmer say to the doll?
You death baby doll.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?..
Hot Wheels.
I refuse to go bungee jumping. I was brought into this world from broken plastic, and I REFUSE to die the same way.
Wanna play dolls?
I can be Ken, and you can be the box I come in.
What do you call a teddy bear that fooled you?
Stuffed.
Yo mama is so nasty, she buys sex toys at the second-hand shop.