Toy Jokes

Yo mama is so nasty, she buys sex toys at the second-hand shop.

What did the farmer say to the doll?

You death baby doll.

What do you call a wheelchair on fire?..

Hot Wheels.

I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......

What's the difference between an orphan and a toy?

One is played with.

What does a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

Why do orphans like boomerangs?

Because they come back.

Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?

Because they return eventually.

Why did the dog cross the road twice?

Because he was trying to catch a boomerang.

What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.

What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.

Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?

Ken came in another box.

Where do babies get baptized?

So the priest can wash their sex toys.

Wanna play dolls?

I can be Ken, and you can be the box I come in.

What do you call a teddy bear that fooled you?

Stuffed.

My dog got mad at me for touching his toy. He said, "Get your paws off my toy!"

I would tell you my jokes about pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing.

I refuse to go bungee jumping. I was brought into this world from broken plastic, and I REFUSE to die the same way.

There were once these two twins. One twin, no matter what happened, was always pissed off, while the other one was always happy.

This baffled scientists, so they ran an experiment on the twins to figure out what was happening. They took the angry one and left him in a room with all of the latest technology and the most expensive toys and left him overnight. When they came back, he was still grumpy. When they asked him why, he said, "None of these are actually mine, and you left me in here all night, so I'm angry!"

His explanation was reasonable, so they ran another experiment on the other kid. This time, they left him overnight in a room that was literally just filled with horse shit. When they came back to check on him the next morning, he was still smiling. When they asked him why, he said, "With all of this horse crap, there has to be a pony in here somewhere!"

Q: Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

A: She sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie to me!"