Toy jokes
You should know it's important to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
You should always wash your sex toys. That's why priests baptize babies.
What do a bike and a rubber duck have in common? They both have a handlebar, except for the duck.
Q: Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?
A: She sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie to me!"
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
...
I'm still trying to think of an answer.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
Because he was trying to catch a boomerang.
What does a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back.
I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......
What's the difference between an orphan and a toy?
One is played with.
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
Why was Balls afraid of Magic?
Because Magic eight Balls.
I refuse to go bungee jumping. I was brought into this world from broken plastic, and I REFUSE to die the same way.
What did the farmer say to the doll?
You death baby doll.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?..
Hot Wheels.
Wanna play dolls?
I can be Ken, and you can be the box I come in.
What do you call a teddy bear that fooled you?
Stuffed.