Toy jokes
Why doesn't Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box!
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire today.
Now they call him Hot Wheels.
Why are sex toys something to stuff in your asshole and not a big racecar?
What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
Why do orphans work boomerangs?
Because it's the only thing that comes back.
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert?
He was stuffed.
Tyler only has a kid because they don't make condoms the size of Lego Men.
Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.
I'm like a teddy bear. I don't like to be fucked.
Why doesn't a teddy bear eat? Because it is already stuffed.
A kid and his dad went to the park. The kid accidentally steps on a cockroach.
They go home immediately and dad gets the scissors. Now the kid has some balls to play with.
What do you call dolls in a line?
Barbie queuing.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
If you spin a fidget spinner, You'll end up spinning it too fast. When you end up spinning it too fast, it will make you fly away. When you fly away, you'll end up in a tree. When you end up in a tree, you'll see that your friends are hanging out without you. When you see that your friends are hanging out without you, you'll run away in the woods because you're sad. When you ran away in the woods, you'll see a bear. When you see a bear, it will chase you. When the bear chases you, you'll build a fort to protect yourself. When you build a fort to protect yourself, you then notice you're lonely. You'll become friends with the bear. When you become friends with a bear, you'll start to act like a bear. When you start to act like a bear, you will become a bear.
DO NOT BECOME A BEAR! NEVER PLAY WITH A FIDGET SPINNER!
My boss had the heart of a child.
In a jar. On his desk.
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
Why does the large dildo not have any friends?
He's a pain in the ass.
I would tell you my jokes about pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing.
Sex dolls are alive in the Toy Story universe.