Toy jokes
I threw a paralyzed kid into the fireplace and called him hotwheels.
Ever wondered why Chinese kids don’t believe in Santa?
They made the toys.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
What did the orphan's friend give him for his birthday?
Lego, so he can build a home.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they come back.
My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.
DAD: I'm bringing your toys to the orphanage.
SON: Why?
DAD: You're going to need them.
Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.
Why doesn't Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box!
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire today.
Now they call him Hot Wheels.
Why are sex toys something to stuff in your asshole and not a big racecar?
What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
Why do orphans work boomerangs?
Because it's the only thing that comes back.
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert?
He was stuffed.
Tyler only has a kid because they don't make condoms the size of Lego Men.
Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.
I'm like a teddy bear. I don't like to be fucked.
Why doesn't a teddy bear eat? Because it is already stuffed.