Toy

Toy jokes

if a toy from Toy Story died, the kid wouldn't know, and the other toys would just have to watch as their kid played with the corpse.

  • 6
  • A couple has sex in the dark every single night.

    One night, the wife gets curious about what goes on, so they start f...ing, and she flicks the light on. When she flicks the light on, she catches him with a dildo playing with her pussy. She's so mad that she started ranting and raving. The husband says, "Honey, I know you're mad, and I'll explain the toy. Just do me one favor: explain the children."

    What's the difference between Madeline Mikan and a boomerang?

    Boomerangs come back.

    What's an orphan's favorite toy?

    A boomerang because it actually comes back.

    What did the orphan's friend give him for his birthday?

    Lego, so he can build a home.

    My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.

  • 4
  • DAD: I'm bringing your toys to the orphanage.

    SON: Why?

    DAD: You're going to need them.

  • 4
  • 1
  • What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?

    They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.

    Why doesn't Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box!