One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"
this is not a joke but if your uncle tells you, "{ bend over, touch your toes, i'll show you were the monster goes." don't do it hehhehehehehe.
How do you know the hooker killed herself? She sniffed the line off the dresser you said not to touch
What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop? Dog poop touches grass.
Why can't I touch little old women but nursing home nurses can.....
What's The Difference Between A Rubber And Micheal Jackson? Nothing, Kids Tounch Them Both.
edward scissor hands: why is it that every time i touch someone they get ofended? kids: cause your a physco path
Braille Is Not That Hard To Learn, You Just Got To Have A Feel For It
What did the blind man say the first time he touched sandpaper?
“What in the world did I just read?”
9/11 is like genders. There used to be two of them and now it’s a touchy subject.
Me: hey friend!
Friend: yes?
Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, Smelling, _, Tasting, Hearing.
Friend: Touch
Me: what do u spawn on Minecraft always (jk only 99.99pursent)
Friend: Grass
Me: And you get?
Friend: Touch grass
My Father touched me yesterday i called him a priest
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What touches kids and is made out of plastic? Michael Jackson here hee
Touch Down
I went to the doctors yesterday I said: when I touch my back it hurts when I touch my knee it hurts when I touch anything it hurts! 😣 what’s wrong with me Doctor: you’ve broken your finger
Donald trump didn't build a wall because he likes going to islands to touch little girls
What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named brandon
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What does Helen Keller say when she touches a basketball?
Duhhuuughhhr
