Why did tube date electricity? Because he would light put when she touched him.
If someone licks your elbow... you wont feel it if you put your ear up to someone's leg you can hear them say "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"
yo forehead so big it touchs yo neck
If you can’t touch your brain are see your brain you don’t have a brain?
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs? A: they are noticed for 13 years then left for noone to touch again.
What's big black and touches children?
Harambe
Rules of dark humor 1.Everything shall be touched. 2. If it offends someone it shall not be touched.
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Dad: I get to touch animals every day at the zoo. KId: Why? Dad: I clean up animal s hit at a zoo.
To All The Naruto Fans:
sharingan is red rasengan are blue if you dare touch my daughter ill chidori you
My mum touch my friend but she wasn’t the she’s only 12
There are 3 men: an American, a French and an Italian who have to take a trip and take the plane. The American puts his hand out the window and says: "We are in America, I touched the Statue of Liberty", the French says: "We are in France I touched the Eiffel Tower", the Italian says: "We are in Italy, I touched the garbage!"
Simon says touch your chin . the fat people be like. .Witch one.
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Wanna touch my shirt? It's made of boyfriend/girlfriend/partner material
What’s the different’s a girlfriend and a train the train will touch me
How does in-mates keep in touch? They have cell phone.
Last night I had the strangest dream !
I sailed away to China!
And I caught the coronavirus!
You said you needed to wash your hands!
Didn't want no one else to touch you! What does that mean ?!
And you said!!
Ain't nothing gonna break my lungs 😤!
Ain't no way of slowing Covid down!
Oh no I've got to keep on coughing!!!
why did your mum touch me because she was a pedo
Mary had a lamb. Her fleece was black as coal. When I tried totouch it that night, next day I went to court.
