Worst Jokes Ever
What fell out of the tree first, the apple or the emo?
The apple, the emo was caught by the rope.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like all the passengers on the plane he was flying.
I visited my new friend in his apartment. He told me to make myself at home.
So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.
My dad went for the milk, but he left his wheelchair.
George Floyd was in a TV show, Fresh Prince, with no air.
What happened when the man died? Yes.
What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
POV: 11:07 PM At night, reading these when you notice that, like everyone else, you have no life.
Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln? Because he has a fat nugen.
How do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.
Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.
Why can’t an Orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Yo mama so fat, she needs two watches for each timezone.
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
The pastor sees little Johnny sitting on the church steps. Little Johnny is fixated on something. The pastor looks closer and sees that Johnny is stirring up something in an old coffee can. He says, "What you got there little Johnny?"
"This here is turpentine, the most POWERFUL liquid in the world!", says Johnny.
The pastor shakes his head, sits down next to Johnny, and says, "Now you know that's not true, son. Holy water is the most powerful liquid in the world. One drop of holy water on a pregnant woman's stomach and the next morning she'll pass a baby boy."
Little Johnny says, "Well that may be true, but one drop of this on a cat's ass and he'll pass a motorcycle!"