Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?
Because he did not have one.
What do you call a parent that is pregnant?
Buy one, get one free.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book?
A book has papers.
Yo mama so fat, when she sits down she dislocates Earth out of its orbit.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
They laughed at my drawing, so I laughed at their chalk outline.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
Yo mama so fat,
Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
A woman having labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
“Don’t worry,” said Doc to the worried husband.
“Those are just contractions.”
How do you call a cute door?
A-door-able.
The F in "I'm orphan" stands for family.
But there is no F.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.
What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?
One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.
Why can't I touch little old women, but nursing home nurses can?
I troll under different usernames. I'm a bit all over the place mentally.
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.