Worst Jokes Ever
How do you recycle a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the f *ck out of it!
POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE: I wanna be the berry best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel across the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to under-strand, the lower that's in psyche.
Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a world you must de-blend, Poke him on!
Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!!
Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all!
Poke him on!
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
Pokemon: Are you a Flareon? Why?
Because you’re a sexy fox.
What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon?
“Kakuna Rattata!”
Pokemon: Why was Hypno so energetic?
He wasn’t Drowzee anymore.
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.
What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?
Why couldn’t the principal call the orphan's parents?
Because he doesn’t have any.
Q: What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
A: Nothing, they just waved! 🙃
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
*JMC*
ANOMALY-931
"Gwen"
Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
Why does an orphan like church so much? So he can call someone "father."