Worst Jokes Ever
Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.
What is the fastest way to spread a rumor?
Telephone? No.
Television? No.
How then? Tell a woman!
Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes, immortality, or love.
Man: I wish not to die a virgin.
Genie: I just said no wishing for immortality!
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm!
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t home run.
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?
The Spy Guy!
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.
The cashier asked if I wanted to give my extra dollar to the poor. I said sure, and I got a Cash App notification for $1.
People always tell me to say no to drugs, but if I'm talking to drugs, I probably said yes.
I got a job at a library. I got fired after 15 minutes. They told me it was because I put women's rights in the fiction section.
What's the most illegal activity in Africa?
Watering the plants.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
Big, ugly, and very weird.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics!
Why are you so white?
Because you have no lotion on.
Yo mama so fat, when she sits down she dislocates Earth out of its orbit.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
Bro, I gave a suicidal kid Nikes... he just did it, lol.
You learn from mistakes!
That's why you're an only child!