Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call an emo with a knife?
A cutting board.
The name Brynley means "burnt wood" lolololol.
There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
Yo mama so old.
Her first Christmas... was the first Christmas!
Ashten Parkes
"Sharing is communism."
I took a plane to go see my hairline.
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
What do you call a stupid mannequin?
A dummy.
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."
His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."
What goes cackle, cackle, *bonk*?
A witch laughing its head off.
My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the National Zoo.
Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.
Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.
I wanted to make a joke about clocks, but I got no time for that.
In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.
One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post
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