Worst Jokes Ever
What a school shooter's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot?
A man will actually look for the golf ball.
To anyone suffering from low self esteem:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA because all the black guys are playing.
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.
Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
The peanut gained confidence and finally came out of its shell.
No pine, no gain!
A pecan is motivated because pe-can do anything.
Yo mom's so fat that she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.
They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.
My teachers told me I'd never amount to much because I procrastinate so much.
I told them, "Just you wait!"