Worst Jokes Ever
What did the cactus look like with his tuxedo on?
Sharp! 🤣
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their parents.
What flies around the school at night?
Alpha-bats!
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Why don't teachers give orphans homework? Because they can't go home...
What happened when the man died? Yes.
What did the grape say when the fox stepped on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
Why do orphans have to get an iPhone 12?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Where do mermaids get a job?
At the kelp wanted station.
What hits the ground first, an apple or an emo girl?
The rope would catch her.
What did Obama ask Trump?
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
What goes cackle, cackle, *bonk*?
A witch laughing its head off.
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?
Not 15, as my basement's still dark.
I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.
Two windmills stand at a farm. One asks the other, "What is your favorite kind of music?"
The other windmill replies, "I'm a huge metal fan!"