Worst Jokes Ever
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You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
One day, a little girl was texting her friend. "Guess what, Angelica!" said the little girl.
"What?" Angelica replied.
"I'm a guy."
What’s the difference between a hooker and a cat?
I haven’t banged a hooker.
Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
His car got toad away.
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
I give these jokes a 9/11.
Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.
Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.
Me: And I don't speak idiot language.
Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"
"Alexa, open Kahoot!"
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane!
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.