Worst Jokes Ever
The last thing I said to my dog was,
"Play dead."
Go to an orphanage and tell the kids their parents came back as an April Fools' joke.
What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion.
Why can't I touch little old women, but nursing home nurses can?
I troll under different usernames. I'm a bit all over the place mentally.
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
*JMC*
ANOMALY-931
"Gwen"
Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.
What fell out of the tree first, the apple or the emo?
The apple, the emo was caught by the rope.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces.
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
My wife complained about me being childish. So I told her to get out of my fort.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.
My wife asked me to connect more on my feminine side. So I crashed our car and fucked my trainer.
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂