Worst Jokes Ever
Want to know how a joke becomes a dad joke? Just wait for it to leave you and never come back.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?
Because he did not have one.
Roses are red, violets are blue, she's only red bc she sucked you.
What do you call a parent that is pregnant?
Buy one, get one free.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book?
A book has papers.
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
Yo mama so fat,
Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.
Yo mama so stupid, she failed a survey.
Your leg is straighter than James Charles.
Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
Who hates going to a pizza party?
A weirdough.
What's something that 9/10 people enjoy? A gangbang.