Worst Jokes Ever
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
"If you want to win swiftly, camp the enemies' spawn."
- Sun Tzu
One like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do, but one rule: it can only be 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
The cashier asked if I wanted to give my extra dollar to the poor. I said sure, and I got a Cash App notification for $1.
Big, ugly, and very weird.
Want to know how a joke becomes a dad joke? Just wait for it to leave you and never come back.
They laughed at my drawing, so I laughed at their chalk outline.
Why did the mailman come to the house?
To come back with the milk.
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.
Your leg is straighter than James Charles.
Me: Knock knock. Bestie: Who's there? Me: Ben. Bestie: Ben Dover? Me: No, Ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx. Bestie: Omg how did I forget, hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx!
*Titanic was sinking.*
Passenger: Hey, captain, how far away are we?
Captain: Two miles.
Passenger: Which way are we going?
Captain: Down.
People: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Challenge accepted.
Hi! Welcome to Papa John's abortion clinic, where yesterday's meat is today's treat. How may I be of service?
What did they call Hitler when he swam?
Adolfin.
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.