Worst Jokes Ever
Abortion is wrong because God wanted the baby to be alive.
Miscarriages are okay because God did not want the baby to be alive.
Who needs April Fool's when your life is a joke?
God died for your sins, so basically if you don't sin then Jesus died for nothing.
Why did an orphan go on Google Maps?
To try and find their parents.
What do girls and rocks have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What restaurant does Africa own? M.T. Bellies.
I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.
My aunt worked as a human cannonball.
I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired.
I tell orphan jokes like there ain’t no parents around.
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
The second coming came and went. Jesus believed he was a Christian; therefore, he could never be himself.
I screamed "Jenga" today when watching the 9/11 documentary.
Somebody told another person that they would meet at the crack of dawn.
Let's just say Dawn got very mad.
Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!
Why does NASA only serve Coke?
Because they can't get Seven-Up!
When you get a pop-up book of the Qur'an and it just explodes as soon as you turn the page XD.
So in prep class, the students were asked to write a letter to their grandparents for Grandparents Day.
Little Johnny's friend, Little Sally, wrote things like, "Thank you," and, "You are so nice!" And Little Johnny goes, "What are you doing? You got it wrong!" So Sally says, "What do you mean? It's a letter." Little Johnny says, "Why did you do it like that? Just write a letter from the alphabet like the teacher said!" Then he says, "I wrote a J to remind them of me!"
Mitosis!!!!!! >:)
Those are all the same.
(All the jokes above.)
What did the Queen Bee say to her bees?
"Beehive yourselves!"