Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
Runner beans.
They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket.
They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they are all crying in a dark corner.
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
That one depressed friend.
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.
Son: Okay, I'll do it!
5 hours later...
Son: I'm done!
Dad: I lied.
Son: So did I!
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
The name Brynley means "burnt wood" lolololol.
My wife is pregnant, but when we get to the doctors, something happened...
What happened?
Answer: The husband is pregnant too, with someone else’s baby, not the wife’s baby, but the wife is pregnant with his baby.
There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.
Two windmills stand at a farm. One asks the other, "What is your favorite kind of music?"
The other windmill replies, "I'm a huge metal fan!"
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t run to home.
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
Joe Mama so dumb, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it is still printing.
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
The last thing I said to my dog was,
"Play dead."