Worst Jokes Ever
If an Indian had powers, it would be throwing tika masala.
That shirt's very becoming on you.
If I were on you, I’d be coming too.
When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.
“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits the windshield of a car going 80 mph? Its butt.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter what you call him, he won’t come anyway.
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" 👹
Your leg is straighter than James Charles.
Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
What did they call Hitler when he swam?
Adolfin.
Who hates going to a pizza party?
A weirdough.
Q) What’s the difference between a baby and a sweet potato?
A) About 400 calories.
I’m not religious, but you’re the answer to all of my prayers.
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.
Yo mama so stupid, she failed a survey.