Worst Jokes Ever
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."
What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Why is Jesus in pieces?
Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.
I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.
I saw a tree. I looked up, and there was an apple hanging. And then I said, "Wow, that guy is lucky!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
Your forehead is so big that it couldn’t handle an acute angle.
Bunger.
Yo mama so dumb, when Fox Five said it's chilly outside, she brought a bowlllllll!
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it.
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
Why do laws forbid hoes from owning stocks in condom makers?
Answer: Insider trading.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
The first ever picture of a black hole got released. It sucks.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
What does a plug do when he's horny?
He jacks off!