What happened when the man died? Yes.
Worst Jokes Ever
POV: 11:07 PM At night, reading these when you notice that, like everyone else, you have no life.
I love it when your parents come round for Christmas. I just wish we couldn't hear them through the ceiling.
6 looks like someone facing up.
9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.
James Bond gives all the ladies he's met the perfect birthday gift: Chlamydia.
Soldiers, there is one thing you can be sure of: You will be at home with your families, in a jar on the mantelpiece.
Person: Bro, you have a bad and stupid life.
Me: Yeah, it was all good till you were here!
Person: WTF!
Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.
It's quite ironic that people tell you "Happy Birthday," then they want to give you a spanking.
There are times I miss you, that I wish I could remember where I hid your body.
What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
Why don't teachers give orphans homework? Because they can't go home...
I was about to change my password to Fire-Fist Ace... but apparently it was too weak.
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln? Because he has a fat nugen.
Why can’t an Orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!
What does a gorilla attorney study?
The law of the jungle.
Hey, can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.
