Worst Jokes Ever
My sister says I’m annoying, or that’s what I read in her diary.
What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left there hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
Why did the gorilla leave the mafia headquarters for good?
Chuck Norris is so immortal, even he killed Death.
What do you call a smart pig?
A Swinestein.
If a man travels 14 miles to buy a loaf of bread, how long will it take for him to realise that living in the countryside is shit?
What do you call a Russian pharmacist?
"Ivan Astichestykov."
Why does it take so long for the pirates to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years on C! Pirate: A, B, sea?
What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.
89 cows = 0 cows.
Why do special ed classes have fans?
To keep the vegetables nice and fresh.
Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.
Alen vs. Predator.
Why did the chicken crack the safe?
To get to her nest egg.
Hello guys, imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want without parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call it "Happy world for kids." Leave a comment telling me what it would be called! Enjoy! :)
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!"
The doctor replies, "Sorry, I don’t follow you..."
Get a head in life by decapitating someone.
Why did two fours skip lunch? They already ate.
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snowbank.
I sleep in a castle once every 2 weeks.
It's my fort knight.