Worst Jokes Ever
Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.
I asked for emotional support. They handed me a mirror and said, "Talk to someone who cares."
Why can't you kill a hooker?
Because they're dead inside anyway.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
What is Helen Keller's son's name? Hrrrrrrr.
Why was Helen Keller so bad at driving?
Because she's a woman.
You can’t say “dwarf” anymore; you have to say “little people”.
You can’t say “fat”; you have to say “plus size”.
You can’t say “retard”; you have to say “democrat”.
I’d pound your mom so fast, even Sonic would get jealous!
Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for stealing luggage? Unfortunately, he lost his case.
Yesterday during the storm, there was a blackout, so I shot him.
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
Sparkling water was invented by Germans. Who else would add gas?
I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
Is it OK to tell a Covid patient to stay positive?
My girlfriend really wants me to get her pregnant so she would have a father figure in her life for once.
Why did the dick go insane?
Someone kept messing with his head.
A genealogist looks at the family tree.
A gynecologist looks up the family bush.
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
Why did the cellphone get glasses? Because it lost its contacts!
Why does your grandma like gardening so much?
Because she loves getting dirty down on her knees.