Worst Jokes Ever
Your mummy is so tall, she uses the Eiffel Tower as a dildo.
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.
Why do mountains never rest?
Because it’s ever-est.
Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.
Follow me.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
Big, ugly, and very weird.
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
Why do orphans go to church?
It's the only place where they can call someone "father."
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics!
What does a knife have but not my life...
A point.
Why are you so white?
Because you have no lotion on.
Why did the mailman come to the house?
To come back with the milk.
Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.