Worst Jokes Ever
Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.
Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!
I'm no astronomer, but I’m pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
James Bond: Vodka martini.
Bartender: Shaken, not stirred.
James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?
Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.
What flour do orphans use?
Self-raising flour.
I thought God didn't make mistakes, but then I saw your face.
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but then I turned myself around.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
My wife told me I could never, ever build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
What is old, cold, and alone?
An orphan's parents.
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
Why can't orphans go on field trips? Parents' signature: _______
Why couldn't the orphan go on the school field trip?
Because it required a parent's signature.
Neither of them respect boundaries.