Worst Jokes Ever
George Floyd was in a TV show, Fresh Prince, with no air.
When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romanticizing their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.
Then you know they're faking depression. 🙂
If you know it, you know it.
Your forehead is so big that it couldn’t handle an acute angle.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
Your forehead is so big even Mega Mind knew you were smarter.
Stephen Hawking shows up to a car meet-up.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
Why do homeless people commit crimes?
They get a bed in jail.
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What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner? A kong-vict.
Why didn't the pirate want to play cards?
Because he was standing on the deck!
What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers.
Crack me, break me, love me, and you ate me--egg.
Your mama so fat, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Why did the chicken crack the safe?
To get to her nest egg.
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My ex is like AIDS! I can't get rid of him.
What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?
Mooooooooooo along!
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
89 cows = 0 cows.