Worst Jokes Ever
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
My friend showed me his broken finger, and I said, "JESUS!" He said his name is Jake.
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
What's the difference between a pig and a police officer?
The pig smells better.
This dad went out hunting, he killed a deer. He came home and he and his wife decided to have it for dinner but not tell their kids. Instead, they made them guess. The dad said, "It's something that daddy calls mommy." The little girl yells to her brother, "Don't eat it! It's an ass!"
Why do orphans commit crimes?
To be wanted.
Say "crack my finger" backwards.
We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!
What's overcrowded and uncomfortable?
My mind.
Did you hear about the cannibal who converted to Catholicism?
On Fridays, he only eats fishermen!
How do you help a starving cannibal?
You give him a hand!
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
I have a little John.
Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?
Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)
"Mommy, mommy, where's my school dress... ewww!"
"Shut up and leave the bedroom."
One day I threw a boomerang...
Now I live in constant fear.
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
The lady says, "Come again!"
The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."