Worst Jokes Ever
What does a plug do when he's horny?
He jacks off!
Me: Kills the boss and takes his loot.
Everyone else in the office: 😱
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.
What the heck did I discover?
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back after he got the milk.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Boo.
"Boo who?"
It's just a joke, no need to cry!
A man robs a bank and asks a woman, "Did you see that?"
She says, "Yes." So the man shoots her.
He leaves the bank and sees a couple. He asks, "Did you see that?" The husband said, "No, but my wife did!"
Did you know the past tense of William Shakespeare is Wouldiwas Shookspeared?
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?
Death.
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
What kind of animal falls from the sky?
Answer: A raindeer.
Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.
Alen vs. Predator.
What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?
Mooooooooooo along!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
My sister says I’m annoying, or that’s what I read in her diary.
Okay, I'm going to be sharing a story that I never shared before... Look in the chat to see the whole story.
Your forehead is so big that it couldn’t handle an acute angle.