Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't people in Africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.
He said he like Neymar so HIT THAT BOY LIKE FROM THE BACK!
Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
Your hairline goes so far back that even your mom couldn’t see it.
You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).
Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!
P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.
What does ATM stand for?
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.
😂🤣
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
That one depressed friend.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.
Son: Okay, I'll do it!
5 hours later...
Son: I'm done!
Dad: I lied.
Son: So did I!
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
Wanna hear a joke?
No, I'm already looking at one.
I give these jokes a 9/11.
Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
I'm looking for the bartender.
Person named Bart:
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.