Worst Jokes Ever
Me: Hey, are your parents home?
Orphan: (crying) Stop calling here!
Why didn't Trump beat Biden?
Because he couldn't trump that bitch!
A teacher in Scunthorpe asks a class what their favorite football team is, saying, "Raise your hand if it is Scunthorpe." Every student but one raised their hand. The teacher asks, "Why don't you support Scunthorpe?" The child answers, "My parents support Grimsby, and so do I." The teacher comes back with, "Why are you copying your parents? What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad a druggie?" The child answers, "Then I'd support Scunthorpe like you dirty bastards!"
People always told me to open doors for elders. So I opened the plane door 5,000 feet up in the air for a grandma.
This dwarf was being mean to me, so I said, "When you get home, I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you."
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
When the school shooter breaks into your classroom, so you try to say goodbye to your Roblox gf, but then the shooter's phone goes off.
Don't be scared of skeletons.
They don't have the guts for murder.
There is nothing funnier than my life. (Evan 2020)
Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop at 12.
Why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because it's a battlefield.
Help, my ADHD is so bad that not even I can focus in a concentration camp.
It's better being depressed and suicidal than being happy, know why? Happiness never lasts forever.
What’s a kidnapper's favorite shoe brand?
White vans.
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
My dick was in the book of world records.
But then the librarian asked me to take it out.
What's the same with shoes and slaves?
When they get loose, you tie them up.
I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.
Someone at school asked what makeup I was wearing.
I said, "a smile."
They are now following me around asking if my mental health is okay.
My plan to avoid them is to not go to school.
Going to school is mandatory in this country.
Can you guess my plan?
My dad’s nickname for me is ‘Tiger’.
Now, my wrists look like a tiger.