Worst Jokes Ever
Quin loves Robin. All he says is "Robin." This isn't a joke; Quin's gay.
What do oranges sweat?
Orange juice. 😂🍊❤️
I didn't know I raped her. I thought she wanted me to hurry up.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a white baby?
"Sum Ting Wong."
Why is there no woman on the moon?
Because it doesn't need to be cleaned.
Like if you wanna have sex.
What type of cake can orphans not have?
Homemade.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?
Nothing, they both use the Force to get what they want.
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
A man hits a woman with his car. Whose fault was it?
The man, why was he driving in the kitchen?
POV: You call the group of emos the "Suicide Squad."
I saw some twins, so I threw a paper plane at them.
What is a tornado's favorite game?
Twister!
The first thing a man looks at in a woman, is her heart.
The fact that her breasts block the view is not her fault.
What is the difference between a brown bear and a polar bear?
About a few thousand miles.
Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg?
He's all right.
I'm always willing to go down on a handicapped girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
I made an orphan website.
But it did not have a home page.
My son told me he has to bring an object for show and tell at school.
So I had him bring my wife.