Beast joke ever: my life... Oh wait, I don't have one.
Worst Jokes Ever
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
Life's full of ups and downs :D <3
Why do hospitals have air conditioning?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
Just cum.
These are bee puns.🐝
I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝
I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝
(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go home :)
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
Why did people invent glow in the dark condoms?
So gay people can have lightsaber duels.
One time the dog got bit by a snake, so my dad had to shoot it. My dad said to me, "This is what's going to happen to your little brother." "What little brother?" Exactly.
Who eats sleeping? A robot.
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land doesn't wave back! 🤣
What’s the difference between a brick and redheads? Bricks get laid.
What’s the difference between a kid with cancer and a dark humor joke?
They never get old.
My cat sleeps about 20 hours a day. She has her food prepared for her. She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365. Her meals are provided at no cost to her. She visits the doctor once a year for her checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this she pays nothing, and nothing is required of her.
She lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than she needs, but she is not required to do any upkeep. If she makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep. She receives these accommodations absolutely free. She is living like a queen, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of her costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, Holy Sh*t, my cat is a Democrat!
What is the difference between a cow and me?
Nothing.
My mom said you failed school. I said, "Don't be surprised, I'm a retard, Mom."
Why do orphans eat their cereal dry? Their dad hasn’t come back with the milk.
Yesterday on the school bus my friend in front of me said she was 41% Irish and 15% Mexican.
Then my friend sitting next to me said, “Wow, almost half leprechaun!”
Then I said, “Yeah, and 15 percent wall climber!”
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
