Worst Jokes Ever
What type of cake can't orphans eat?
Home made.
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Tell her to slow down and use lubricants.
What do bungee jumping and a gay man have in common?
If the rubber breaks, they're in beep shit.
What do black parents and elevators have in common?
Neither of them can raise anything without a belt.
Would you rather get a massage from a man or get major surgery from a woman?
What is the definition of confusion?
Three blind lesbians in a fish market.
Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
What's the difference between Nickelback and a nickel?
A nickel is actually metal.
How do you blind an Irish woman?
You put a bottle of Scotch in front of her.
What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?
The home button.
When I cut vegetables for my famous stew, I don’t know why everyone in the nursing home is always looking at me.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One makes you believe in Heaven, the other makes you feel it.
What would a Down syndrome Ben 10 alien be called?
Chromostone.
What does a sex offender and Santa have in common?
They will come down your "chimney" tonight.
Why You should never poop on the floor in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have Windows. 🤢 🤣
Trees are just bushes with lift kits.
Did you hear about the cat jail break out? It was a cat-tastrophe.
In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, "Only take one. God is watching." Further down the line is a pile of cookies. A little boy makes his own note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
The man had no arms and a little girl came over and said, "Give me a high-five."
He said, "I’ve got no arms," and the girl said, "Are you an eel? Cause he don’t have arms."