Worst Jokes Ever
Your mom #69.
What takes up 10 parking spaces? Five female drivers.
I would tell you a time travel joke, but you did not like it.
Roses are red.
Your passports are blue.
Now go stand over there,
In that very long queue!
Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.
Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.
Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.
Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...
Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"
Johnny, Johnny?
Yes, Papa?
Do you love me?
No, Papa.
#### you!
"Ukraine be like Escape to Witch Mountain!"
Cheese, gimme cheese!
(inspired by a friend)
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep driving.
Yo mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology.
ATTENTION EVERYBODY: I am the owner of this website, and I will be deleting it in 5 hours. Thank you everybody who has participated in this website's life. Goodbye!
Johnny, Johnny. Yes, Papa? Eating dick? Yes, Papa.
Riddle: I can fill a room, others can have me, but I can't be shared. What am I?
Answer: Loneliness.
What kind of veggie is always getting itself into a hard situation?
A pickle.
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
WARNING: READ THIS JOKE ALOUD!
Was it the pills that stopped his coughing, or was it the coffin they carried him off in?