Worst Jokes Ever
Why does a girl orphan want a boyfriend?
To finally call someone Daddy!
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms. "Knock knock." Who's there? Not Sally.
Atoms never touch, so it means, we haven't touched each other or anything. So, sir, I did not drop-kick that child.
Yo mamma so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.
Oh no, I feel bad for Stephen Hawking. He can’t get up the stairway to Heaven.
My sister told me a joke.
All she said was "my life."
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip? They don't have a parent's signature.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to be vaccinated. Vaccines need to be Chuck Norrised.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of kids.
Girl: "...I like you... do you like me back?"
Me: "Nope."
Girl: *is depressed* "Oh okay...."
Me: "You never said \"love\"".
Girl: "Oh! well do you love me?"
Me: "Frick no."
What’s the best way to get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips.
Have you heard of the Tic-Tac-Toe Beetle? It has an X-O-skeleton.
Why does JD Vance not need a conviction?
His running mate has 34 of them!
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?
This man has been through all kinda shit in his life. So one day, he finally looks at himself in the mirror and says, "If another person looks at me again, I'm going to kill myself." He looks at himself and no one ever heard from him again.
Yo mama so fat, she plays ping pong with the planets.
Why couldn't the orphan buy chips?
They were all family sized.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common They both get laid by Mexicans
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
Are you corona? Cuz it’s hard to breathe around you ;)