Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red, oranges are orange.
Get a life, quit watching porn.
Primary School Maths Teacher: Maths has no Limits!
High School Maths Teacher: There's this thing called Limits.
If the government can print money,
Then why are we paying taxes?
Did Jesus cut his nails?
No! His nails cut through him.
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 4
LIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
DISLIKE: When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
Vote for the better joke. Semifinals are later or tomorrow.
Covid be like, "I'm going to take your breath away."
What is the biggest lie ever?
"I have read and agreed to the terms and conditions."
Donald Trump has been banned from Panera.
My uncles like the moon.
He comes out at night.
Why is it ok to punch an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.
People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.
Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.
Imagine you are getting eaten by an alligator. What do you do?
Stop imagining!
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What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
What does the blind man say when he walks past the fish market?
"Hello, ladies!"
What do you call a drunk cat? A drunk cat.
What’s the difference between a woman and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.