Worst Jokes Ever
I have a horse named Mayo.
Mayo neighs.
What can't orphans do?
Be homosexual because they have no home.
Why did the student cannibal rush to the cafeteria?
He wanted to eat ahead of the others.
The more I light my lighter, the lighter my lighter gets, until it's too light to light.
Hey, can I tell you a pizza joke?
Nah, it's too cheesy.
What does a gay horse eat?
Haaaaaaay!
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
What did the person with no hands get for Christmas?
He didn't open it yet.
Why did Sally stay in school?
Because she has no arms, she can’t open the door, and the teacher left!
I killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a steak, and then I started to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy.
Yo mama so clueless, she sat on the TV to watch the couch.
Hey girl, are you a farmer? Because you sure know how to raise a cock.
What do women and Nvidia have in common?
They both do not make very good drivers.
Why aren't there any stray cats in Chinatown?
There are, but they're just listed as "pork" on the menus.
Q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
A: They already ate the bat.
What did the bird say to the other bird?
Nothing, because birds can't talk.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Primary School Maths Teacher: Maths has no Limits!
High School Maths Teacher: There's this thing called Limits.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
My father died in 9/11. It's such a shame. He was a great pilot. 😔