Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?
Bro, my friend is always using zodiacs as an excuse.
The other day he said he couldn't hang out with me because of cancer. I told him to fuck off. Then I realized why he was mad after that...
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald Duck.
When you're at school and you have to wipe your ass, but it's only one ply...
Your finger breaks through... mmm, finger lickin' good.
What did one mountain climber say to the other mountain climber?
Man, you are really on edge.
These jokes are darker than the list of victims dead from cops.
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.
ElectroBOOM is a SHOCKING YouTuber! (I can't believe he is still alive!)
Poor Uranus, he is so gassy.
There's something on your chin, no, the third one down.
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
What gets long when you put it, slides into holes, and likes to squeeze between boobs?
A seatbelt.
Why was it wrong to throw my Chinese friend down the stairs?
Why did LazarBeam kiss a man?
Because he couldn't kiss Fresh; he was already gay.