Worst Jokes Ever
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?
It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
Yo mamma is so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
Twin Towers are like my parents: 2 left and 1 came back.
Smoking will kill you.
Bacon will kill you.
But, smoking bacon will cure it!
Me and my girlfriend broke up, and I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
What's green and has a thousand nipples?
A garbage bag in the alley behind a breast cancer clinic.
Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.
"Maga be like Antifa invaded Ukraine, but I thought Antifa was Russia, you dumb Maga chuds!"
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
I gave the blind kid a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
I gave the blind kid a gun and said it was a hairdryer.
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
Masochists and sadists are made for each other.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
What can fly underwater?
A mosquito in a submarine.
My grandfather told me I’m too reliant on technology, so I unplugged his life support and called him a hypocrite. I doubt he ever said that to anyone ever again.