Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
I'm in a wheelchair, right, so I've tried everything but one stand up.
It didn't work.
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!
My favorite bartender serves drinks so strong, he gives a "get well soon" card with each one of them!
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a snowbank!
Russia vs. Ukraine is the ultimate CS:GO match ever!
Do you know the phrase, "One man's trash is another man's treasure?" Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
A lot of things changed when I got my girlfriend pregnant: my name, my address, and my phone number.
Why do people call priests "Father"?
Because it’s too suspicious to call them "Daddy."
What type of bow can't be tied?
Rainbow.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
I'm sorry and I apologize mean the same thing, except at a funeral.
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
The only joke here is the topic.
Gwen, you need to shut up, for once!
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"