Worst Jokes Ever
What is green and looks like a school bus?
A school bus.
Yo mama so stupid, when I said, "Go deep," she dug a hole in the field.
I would say something funny, but I would have to dig someone up.
Why do a pedophile love Halloween?
Free delivery.
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
Those t.p. jokes are getting shittier by the second.
Two cunts were walking down the street.
One was doing calculus, and the other one says, "Imagine me, a stupid cunt that can talk...."
What time is it when your kids stay home from school? S'no time!
What do you call a flat chested emo girl?
Cutting board.
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"
Roses are red, My heart, my heart is dead. I have a gun straight to my head.
Why do pedos hate corona? Because they have to stay two meters away from children. 😈
Haha, my life is a joke, but it ain't funny.
A girl was going through some really bad health issues at her house. It got so bad that she had to be rushed to the hospital.
Her husband found out about this after work and went to check on her. When he got there, the desk lady immediately pointed down the hall to a doctor. The guy walked up to the doctor, "Are you the one taking care of my wife?" The doctor glanced away from his papers, "Yes, that would be me, but I am afraid that she is in very bad condition. I have bad news and good news. The bad news is that she will have to be wheeled around in a wheelchair. Also, she can't eat normally. Taking care of her will become very hard. Basically, it will be like taking care of a big baby." Shocked, the guy says, "Wait, if that's the bad news, than what is the good news?" The doctor goes, "I'm just kidding with you, she died!"
The pirate looked down the toilet, and what did he see?
The captain's log.
Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
"Don't break a person's heart, they only have one."
"Yeah, break their bones instead... they have over 200 of those :)"
What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?
My big green pedo machine.
When your brother sends you to go get a box of condoms for his b-day. (* *)
What's worse than ten dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in ten trash cans...lol