Worst Jokes Ever
Imagine not having parents. Lol.
What's India's favorite font?
Comic Sanskrit.
A white guy was telling his friend about this girl he hooked up with. His friend asks, "Did you get her number?"
He replies, "No, but it's okay, I'll see her at the next family reunion!"
Teacher: What does a chicken give you?
Student: An egg!
Teacher: What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework!
Why doesn’t the sun ☀️ go to college?
Because it has a million degrees.
How do you enter your house?
Through Bill Gates!
Medusa makes men hard.
What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?
When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.
I saw a kid crying today and asked them, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage!
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
They never get old.
I was gonna make a joke about sex, but you won’t get it.
My impression of Michael Jackson's butler:
When answering the phone: "No, sorry, he's dead." *hangs up phone*
A man goes into Heaven and there he meets Jesus. He asks Jesus what that broken clock is there for. Jesus says, "That is Mother Teresa’s clock, it has never moved because she has never lied."
"There is Abraham Lincoln's clock. He has lied twice so it has moved twice."
"Where is Donald Trump’s?" asks the man. Jesus answers, "It is in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan."
Black people are living proof we evolved from monkeys.
A kid and an apple fall from a tree, who will reach the ground first?
The apple, because the kid is hanging on the tree with a rope.
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a beer.
Same person.
Where can you find a list of dead astronauts? In the orbituaries.
I have an awesome sex drive. My girlfriend lives 40 miles away.
What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?
Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.
Why can't an orphan have an iPhone?
It has a home button.