Worst Jokes Ever
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
Why is Santa always a b*tch, calling people names like, "Hoe, hoe, hoe?"
Why do American guns only have 30 bullets?
'Cause that's how many kids are in a class.
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?
Father Les.
If aliens were real,
then orphans would finally have a home.
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples actually get picked.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A RC-XD.
What's the best thing about an orphan GF?
You don't have to meet her parents.
I have a girlfriend.
Why can't orphans have iPhones?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
It is the only place where they can call a father.
Mother got shot, damn.
Father got shot, damn.
Sister got shot, damn.
Brother got shot, damn.
Auntie running away with a shotgun!
What’s a similarity between a priest and McDonald’s?
They both shove their meat between 10 year old buns.
Where can you find a list of dead astronauts? In the orbituaries.
Cut.
Yo mama so fat, Dora can't explore her.
Black people are living proof we evolved from monkeys.
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a beer.
Same person.
A kid and an apple fall from a tree, who will reach the ground first?
The apple, because the kid is hanging on the tree with a rope.