Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.
I'm in a wheelchair, right, so I've tried everything but one stand up.
It didn't work.
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!
If you wanna get fat, what's the quickest way to do it?
Eat two jars of mayo each day, and in about a month, your scale will have your phone number!
What's an orphan's favorite movie? "Going Home."
Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
Stephen Hawking's last words were the Windows closing sound.
What's the 9/11 survivors' least favorite team?
New York Jets.
The only joke here is the topic.
Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.
Why are there only 363 days on an orphan's calendar?
They don't have Father's Day and Mother's Day.
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
My dad told me a new version of a happy birthday song:
Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look like a monkey, and you smell like one too!
No offense to anyone reading this on their birthday.
My grandpa and your hairline go way back.
Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a snowbank!
Man: Knock, knock...
Boy: Who's there?
Man: Bear...
Boy: Bear who?
Man: Bear bottom.
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!
Yo mama is so ugly, she is the reason Slenderman has no eyes.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To get to the bottom.