Worst Jokes Ever
Are you a cardiologist? My heart is missing, can I have yours instead?
What is the best solution for getting bullied at school?
A school shooting.
Hi guys, I feel forgotten lol. I feel like a banana peel... no one will talk to me. Oh, I got a good idea! We do a Google Meet!
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere!
My dog died. I'm so sad.
How did the pornstar cut herself while using a drill?
She was too used to grabbing the tip.
Me: I'm retarded.
Teacher: Why?
Me: It took me 2 hours to see "60 Minutes."
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back...
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
Why did an old man fall in a well?
Because he couldn't see that well.
Teacher: What comes after C?
Me: Ooh! Ooh! C4!
Teacher: Umm, ok... but still what comes after A?
Me: AK47!!!
Teacher thought: Oh hell na.
Teacher: What comes after X?
Me: Xplosin.
1 second later, bomb goes off. Idk.
The earth used to be flat.
Till they buried yo mama.
Yoo! I found a $100 bill, found a child who said they lost their $100 bill. Gave them $25.
When God gives you glory, you give it back.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
How do you get the depressed kid out of the tree? You cut the rope.
A black guy walks into a store to buy some watermelon and fried chicken. The cashier says, "That'll be $20." He pulls out his wallet, but it's empty. Suddenly, a bigger black guy bursts in, grabs him, and says, "Time to pay up, n***a!" Then he bends him over the counter and fucks him in the ass.
Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!
If you take an emo kid grocery shopping.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
How do you torture an autistic dude? Start a staring contest.