Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?
When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.
Medusa makes men hard.
Why doesn’t the sun ☀️ go to college?
Because it has a million degrees.
Teacher: What does a chicken give you?
Student: An egg!
Teacher: What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework!
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
They never get old.
My impression of Michael Jackson's butler:
When answering the phone: "No, sorry, he's dead." *hangs up phone*
A man goes into Heaven and there he meets Jesus. He asks Jesus what that broken clock is there for. Jesus says, "That is Mother Teresa’s clock, it has never moved because she has never lied."
"There is Abraham Lincoln's clock. He has lied twice so it has moved twice."
"Where is Donald Trump’s?" asks the man. Jesus answers, "It is in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan."
I was gonna make a joke about sex, but you won’t get it.
Why can't an orphan have an iPhone?
It has a home button.
Q: What happens to KID who NAPs near a stranger?
A: He gets KID-NAPPED (kidnapped).
What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?
Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.
I bought a Dalek egg timer recently...
After a few minutes, it shouts, "Eggs terminate!"
Imagine being emo.
Couldn't be me.
He installed a hacked client on his MC server called cancer.exe.
I got my daughter a trampoline for her birthday. The ungrateful bitch just sat there in her wheelchair and cried.
What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!
I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...
I have an awesome sex drive. My girlfriend lives 40 miles away.
YouTubers: Among Us in real life.
Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.
What is the difference between emo grass and normal grass?
Emo grass cuts itself.