Worst Jokes Ever
What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered sex offender.
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.
Your mom's a whore, and so are you!
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
I gave a gun to a blind person and told them it was a hair dryer.
How do you get 1000 followers?
Walk into an African village with a water bottle.
How do you get a hippy pregnant?
Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
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I LOVE ORPHANS!
SEX Some Event Xaern
Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.
What type of bow can't be tied?
Rainbow.
When I found out that my toaster wasn’t waterproof, I was shocked.
I just wanna say thanks to everyone who favorited my jokes and commented! Thanks!
Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.
Gwen, you need to shut up, for once!
U die from robot bite.
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!