Worst Jokes Ever

Hi guys, I feel forgotten lol. I feel like a banana peel... no one will talk to me. Oh, I got a good idea! We do a Google Meet!

What do you call a person with no nose and no body?

Nobody knows.

Hey, Mom, I'm back from the circus parade. It was amazing! First came the elephants, then came the tigers in the cage, and then came a beautiful lady on a white stallion. Oh, and what came after her?

Asked the mother, "Dad and every sailor in the state of Tennessee," said the boy.

Yo mama so fat that she doesn't need the internet, she is worldwide.

What do you call an orphan that grows to be a priest?

Fatherless.

What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.

Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.

And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.

Never hide something behind a bookshelf. It's the oldest trick in the book!

Americans: We drive on the right side of the road.

The British: We drive on the left side of the road.

Russia: ROAD IS ROAD. *crashing noises follow*

What does Santa say for the toys to go to bed?

"Time to hit the sack!"

What's the difference between depression and your ex?

Depression f**ks you harder.

You could say Kobe's career went up in smoke.

My dog died. I'm so sad.

9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.

It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.

There are painkillers, but they only relieve physical pain. I wish something could relieve my internal pain.

This is the account of music provider just let you I post for the enjoyment of myself, and to spread different kinds and types of music willingly. I do not respond for the soul reason of ✨people✨ and do not take offense to anything that I post. If you have and issues or just wanna talk contact me i'm only discord so that's all you getting (not being rude) ill put my discord in the comments.

Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.

When the North Tower saw the South Tower collapse, he would say, "I'm still standing."

How do you get the depressed kid out of the tree? You cut the rope.

A kid had school today.

He was late every single day. He said in his mind, "I wish I can go to school again." What happened? It's obvious...... He died :)