Worst Jokes Ever

What is it called when someone is a wheel chair and in a fire?

Answer: Hot wheels...

You know how all zodiacs have hairstyles... well not Cancers.

You should know it's important to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.

Panera Bread.

What kind of videos can't orphans watch?

Family-friendly content.

Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?

They get to walk themselves down the aisle.

I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!

Give this post the most likes, please?

They are hairy.

Can't have a smoke with my girl after sex, she's asthmatic.

Plus, she's too young to smoke.

What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?

Panera sped.

What did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? They said, "Strike!" 😂😂😂😂

When you get suspended from school for giving the deaf kid AirPods for his birthday.

What did the bird go to the hospital for?

For tweetment!

How many orphans can you fit in a bag of chips?

One, if the bag is family size.

Why does the orphan eat water with cereal?

Mom forgot to come back with the milk.

Shorkey will find you in bed tonight, and he will eat you like my joke or else...

I tried to eat ass once. The donkeys got one hell of a kick!

Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit in the living room!

1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!

Dad: Oh, OK!

2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.

Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?

Son: I do...