Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a white person from Africa?
Albino.
What's 6 plus 7?
67.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could suck Jill’s candy.
Jack got a shock because Jill’s real name was Randy.
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.
What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!
Life is like a penis.
Women make it hard.
Why did the orphan have to eat his cereal with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.
Why did the emo kid try [to] high five the tree?
So it can hang him.
Stop making jokes about people in wheelchairs. They can't stand up for themselves.
My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.
When you look in the mirror, the mirror cracks.
Q: What's an emo's favorite game? A: Hangman
Yo mama so ugly... when she went to the haunted house... she came out... WITH A JOB APPLICATION!
When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣
So, little Johnny is walking down the street and asks a stranger, "Sir, what are hormones?"
Then the man replies, "The moans of a fucking whore!"
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Because I know they haven't.
I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.
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