I have sex.
Worst Jokes Ever
ElectroBOOM is a SHOCKING YouTuber! (I can't believe he is still alive!)
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?
They don't want to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Look at me again,
It will be the end of you.
Why was it wrong to throw my Chinese friend down the stairs?
Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year?
Because he sexually kids 😂
Why did LazarBeam kiss a man?
Because he couldn't kiss Fresh; he was already gay.
What do you call an Arab and a black man flying a plane?
Pilots. You racist f*ck.
How do you eat a cake?
With a fork!
I was at my grandpa's this weekend and I sent my online girlfriend nudes, and when I sent them, my grandpa's phone went off, so he went on his phone, then my girlfriend replied.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
One has a home.
Ok, I put one penny down. Do you smell anything?
1 scent.
I put two pennies down. Do you see any fruit?
2 pears.
I put three pennies down. Do you see any law enforcement?
3 coppers.
I put four pennies down. Do you see any cars?
4 Lincolns.
I put five pennies down. Do you see any pussies?
NOT FOR 5 CENTS YOU DONT!
What do you call a white girl who can run faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin.
My favorite planet is Saturn because it is tight next to Uranus.
What do you call an emo furry squad?
The suicide furs.
Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry, I will be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I give a fuck when my computer crashes.
A depressed guy walks into a utensil store and finds a knife, but he didn't stab himself... Part 2 coming out tomorrow.
He jizzes canned cheese.
