Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
Ur mom, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
I have no friends :'(
Why did the penguin pull out a tooth? It was Mexican.
When I try to roast someone; Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii you stink!
My dishwasher is broke.
Wanna hear a funny joke?
My life.
Who deleted my stuff??? Woooow, you racist just because I'm Hispanic?
It’s like I always tell my kids:
"Two in the pink, one in the stink."
Yo hairline is so long it makes the Titanic look tiny.
9/11 Joke?
@everyone.. what's so funny is that JIT thinks he's so "cool" and that everyone is "amazed" about him hating on people who is wayyy above him on the roster.
The pathetic part is that he hates on everyone else's family and relationships when 100% of us have a WAYY better one than he will ever deserve. He was born pathetic, and will die pathetic. So JIT, please tell me what it's like to be such a coward?
Why did the other Down syndrome guy say to the other Down syndrome guy?
What is going on here?
Breakfast! 😂
You're so ugly your mom said, "I want an abortion."
It’s nice hitting it from the back when my wife has wide hips.
Her butt cheeks look like big huge ball sacks as my thighs smack up against them when I’m thrusting. I like to finish off by grinding my weiner up and down her back like a gay man frotting his schlong on his partner’s ding dong.
Deez
Without Ronaldo, United would have been: - Eliminated from the UCL in groups! - 13th in the league!
Without Messi, PSG would have been: - Still 1st in the league. - Better chance at beating RM in the UCL.
Who's supposed to be the goat?
Your butt is so fat, I can remove 90% of beauty with a tissue.
What time is it when you cannot walk? Time to get a wheelchair 🦽.
What is magic?
What can you do for a magic house?
Make it fly!